Not sure where to start! Turned up to see a girl scraping with security as she was on guest list but not allowed in,guest list means nothing there,it's at the rude (mainly forigen) bouncers discretion. Once inside I was shocked at how small the venue was in general,walls are lined with tables which cost anywhere up to £1500?? I was... More

This is an upscale swanky lil club in Mayfair central London. Me and my fiancee were on the guest lost and arrived around 1100 and there was no line. And went right in. 20 pounds for men, free for ladies before 11. Some of the bartenders were rude. One was very nice so unstuck with him the whole night, lots... More

Absolutely appalling I would not send my worst enemy to this club the door staff were horrific and their entry policy is a complete and utter shambles. I booked my ticket online from chilli tickets for a Christmas Eve event when I arrived at 9.30 I had to wait until 11.30 in the cold rain and the door staff were... More

I booked an area for me and 8 firends and was told there was a minimum spend but we would not have to queue at the door. When I booked they took my credit card details - I have booked areas in clubs before so this was no surprise. However, when we got there the bouncers were extremely - and... More

I booked a VIP table for my 30th birthday wih 11 friends through somebody called Vincent and Circle Promotions. I was informed that for £50 each (£600 overall) we would get 2 or 3 bottles of spirits with free mixers and this would last us the night unless we were heavy drinkers! Initially I was worried as all the reviews... More

This is the first time I've ever come across a club who hasnt let me in. This must be the most shallow club in london because ny experience with this place was absolutley disgusting for a multicultural and 'welcoming' city. A group of six of us, including a birthday girl who booked us on a guest list the night before... More

My Friend and myself were doing a reunion and decided to go to Funky Bhddha and even we were on their guest list as I arranged this weeks ago the chap with clipboard having guest list looked at our names but wouldnt let us go in straight away and asked us to step a side and then looked at the... More

THIS PLACE IS THE WORST CLUB I'VE EVER BEEN TO, DO NOT GO HERE. THE STAFF AT THE DOOR ARE RUDE AND PATRONISING, THE BAR IS NOT AMAZING, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE POOR TREATMENT YOU RECEIVE, AND THE MUSIC WASN'T VERY GOOD, THEY PLAYED AT LEAST TWO SONGS TWICE IN THE SPACE OF TWO HOURS. There is no mention on their... More

Absolute rip off for drinks, no atmosphere, blokes there to dribble over women, women are there to find a bloke to buy them drinks all night. No-one knew how to have fun, and all take themselves far too seriously...but then that seems to be the case with Londoners. The bouncers were idiotic, with one telling us it was a one... More