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Patcha Bar

Areias de Sao Joao | Oura Strip, Portugal
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Ranked #15 of 17 nightlife in Albufeira
1.5 of 5 stars 3 Reviews
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Ireland
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6 reviews 6 reviews
Reviews in 3 cities Reviews in 3 cities
7 helpful votes 7 helpful votes
“beware of being short changed”
2 of 5 stars Reviewed 1 April 2012

Spent a few nights on the strip and patcha. On the 1st night i realized on one trip to the bar i was being shortchanged. I'd handed the bar man a €50 note for 2 drinks and was given €8 change and immediately he asked how many were in our party for free shots. I told him i'd given him... More

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Sedgley, West Mids
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16 reviews 16 reviews
Reviews in 9 cities Reviews in 9 cities
23 helpful votes 23 helpful votes
“dodgyade has nailed it!”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 5 July 2011
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Hate to say it, as i love to see a place realise its errors and improve, but this bar was horrific, bouncers comparing their shin tattoos! Drunk people falling over the dangerous steps, bar staff spending 5 mins working and 55 mins posing! Hopefully someone will see this second review and save the Patcha Bar! More

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Cozumel
1 review
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
“worst bar I have been to in 70 countries!”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 8 August 2009
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people found this review helpful

Having spent my life traveling the world I have alot of great things to say about alot of places! However, I reserve my bad comments for those that really deserve it and at this time I cannot help myself. The bar Patcha in Albufeira is just about the worse place I have ever been to in my life. The manager... More

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