Perfect for an escape from London. We went for a weekend and Paul and Wendy were wonderful. So welcoming from the moment I booked it to our late arrival to our departure. Genuine hospitality. Reading some of the past reviews, I laughed because one in particular comments on the 'cramped conditions'. IT'S A BOAT! We will definitely come back. Perfect... More

Well this is something different - not 5 star but use your imagination !!! Very friendly hosts - unique location - clean, comfortable accomodation, excellent breakfast and something that you will find nowhere else on the Island. Go on treat her to a cruise !!!!!!. My wife & I loved it & had to take pictures pretending we were on... More

We were taken by the idea of staying on a gunboat. There was a small novelty but it soon wore off. Very cramped conditions and a shower that was very reluctant to flow . Very boring breakfasts. No choice , each day was the same with no imagination. I thjink the owners meant well but really needed some inspiration. Would... More

This was the first time, but I hope, not the last. Stayed 4 nights but wish it could have been longer. Wendy and Paul were great hosts nothing was too much trouble. Left car at home as bus stop was right outside. This left us free from having to park and could relax with someone else to drive. Room was... More

spent a great 3 nights despite the rain we still loved it good clean rooms great old fashion friendly hosptality ,,great breakfast highkey recommended we will be back More

What can I say but a massive thanks to the owners Paul and Wendy. Stayed there for 3 nights with a couple of friends and have never felt so welcome Rooms were spot on clean fresh and well equipped.the cooked breakfast at 9 every morning was just what we needed to start the day. The whole experience was my best... More

We have just had a wknd stay on the xoran floatel and have to say the place was spotless and Paul and Wendy who run the boat were absolutly brilliant! Breakfast was served soon as you up and ready and they couldnt do enough for us! Thanks both for a top weekend. Mike and gang! More

A quiet peaceful location, great facilities and the views from the guest lounge across Bembridge Harbour can't be beaten. Had a great nights sleep with a hearty breakfast. More

Excellent service with friendly owners always ready with a cup of tea or coffee. Our cabin was well presented, but narrow with uneven floors and if you are taller than 5'10'' you'll need to watch your head - this all seemed to add to the quirkiness of the experience. Breakfast was cooked for 9:00 sharp but not for the larger... More