Lots of locals have recomended it and it was an experience. Not the most "upmarket" place I have stayed at, but not as bad as others reviewers. The staff were increadibly friendly (those heels were unbelieveable), even if the new till caused confusion upon checking out. The food was good, and a wide selection of champagne. The rooms really are... More

Excellent Location Excellent Customer service Excellent Food Excellent all round would Love to stay again Lovely People working there " Just Loved it " they went beyond the Extra Mile " Andy & Iwona from London

We have just returned from our second stay at Who'd have thought it and we thoroughly enjoyed it - a little oasis in the Keny countryside. We used the Groupon deal where lunch is included or we could have had full breakfast the next morning but as we had been before we knew we couldnt have done justice to a... More

I have stayed at the Who'd A Thought It twice in the last year or so - The difference between the 2 stays is the reason I am writing this review. The first time was last summer, the place was fine if not a little unloved in places, but the service left a little to be desired - Nothing great... More

We have stayed at the Who'd A Thought it six times in the last five years and have experienced a variety of cabins. We have always been pleased with our choice or with Joe's recommendation to suit our requirements. We have just returned and I can honestly say that the food this year was exceptional. The Lobster Thermidor was great... More

My boyfriend booked this hotel using a Groupon voucher as a belated valentines gift but I decided to look it up on Trip Advisor. I can honestly say that the majority of reviews are 100% correct (unfortunately). We had the Piper Heidsieck Suite which was incredibly small for a double room: The view from our window was of the garden... More

Great location, great views and very quirky rooms! Time to put business and life on hold and spend some quality time with the one you love. Prices seem higher end but with good company this turns into a lovely retreat. We had lunch and breakfast and was very surprised to the quality and quantity, very nice indeed. Helpful and friendly... More

We had to call the hotel for directions as we had a bit of trouble getting there, they were helpful and when we did arrive the gentleman that greeted us was really friendly - he said 'you must be in need of a drink, what can I get you?' - we chose tap water as it seemed like a quick... More

i thoroughly enjoyed my stay at the who,d a thought it, in Grafty Green, nr maidstone, kent. on arrival i was made to feel most welcome, the staff were all very bright and bubbley, the service was faultless. and the room itself, the Lawrent perrier suite, was although a contempery room it was very clean and comfortable. i personally loved... More