Stayed here for a weekend and can honestly say it was horrendous. Rooms are old and outdated, cold and very impersonal. Food was actually the only positive, the staff were anywhere from rood to down right disgusting. It almost felt like the were doing community service.

We were going to a special family birthday party nearby and looking at various B&B's when we came across this hotel. We had passed it some year's ago and it looked quite run down but on looking at the deal offered, and the fact it was within walking distance of our party, we decided to give it a go! We... More

Stayed for one night in this iconic relic of the past. A bit like wandering into a large haunted house. Large staircase and old style lift. Room was large, clean and comfortable although heating could be more efficient. Breakfast was freshly made and staff were very hard working and polite. Plenty parking and not too far from other amenities in... More

Stayed for one night on our way to the northern highlands.We were received well we enjoyed going up in the old lift to our rooms,which were fine plenty room.we had a walk around the village And across the road to Beatrix Potters favourite garden in Scotland magical as it was facinating. We ordered dinner in.the lounge bar mine was stone... More

We stayed here for a week and couldn't really fault it, although the hotel and rooms are just a bit tired and in need of a revamp. The breakfast is very very good and perfect to set you up for a days walking, of which there are plenty. There is plenty of parking and the hotel is well located for... More

This review applies to the non pizza order as the pizza is usually pretty good. he staff were pleasant and helpful on arrival. although the manager? from the hotel seemed to take precedence later whilst the only person at the bar was left waiting ( me) to order drinks. After our meal, not during, we are asked how the food... More

My wife ,I and daughter rented a cottage in Birnam for a few days in february .We went to the Birnham in several times,after long dog walks, which was excellent and very welcoming . On saturday early evening we went to see if we could go in to hotel for a bar meal .Even though it is the same owners... More

on arrival the hotel looks great we tried to check in early but a lot of guest were checking out and as we were standing all we herd was complaints from other guest to each other one lady said if you want a meal for 7pm order at 5pm anyway we left and came back at 3pm checked in at... More

Spent last Saturday night at the Birnam Hotel, yes, the lift is a big past it's prime, and the place could do with a bit of a facelift, but, the food was tastey , the staff warm and friendly, and was nice and clean. Slept very well and was sorry not to have paid a visit to the spa, maybe... More