St Simeon's is a field station run by aliens to study earthlings. They are friendly aliens but they don't understand earth culture which is why they set up this research facility. The only information they had to go on was a video of Fawlty Towers and a lonley planet guide to Lithuania. Things that give this away: they serve strawberry... more

The location is excellent and the neighbourhood rather nice, the problems start once you enter the hotel. Being three with a baby, we were given a quadruple in the basement. Yes, in the basement ! Technically speaking, there was a window, looking over a wall three feet away. The rooms were terribly dirty, especially the blankets and the bathroom. Luckily... more

Oh my God! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry - this group of buffoons should not have a hotel to run. The price was excellent. Like for a rusty, second-hand Ford Mondeo. The location could not be better - right by the museums. That's what my kids wanted - the Science Museum especially. Anyway, I digress. Room: we... more

Stayed at St Simeon on recommendation of some friends who go there regularly. Its cheap - booked a triple room which worked out at £75 per night. For a hotel in Kensington, near to tube station, in good location this seemed a real bargain. The beds were clean, the room was small but adequate, the shower worked. The breakfast was... more

Spent 3 lovely days in this hotel with a friend of mine. It is located in a perfect location andvery close to the undeground station. Room & bathroom were very clean, bed comftarble and the staff was really nice and friendly. I will definetly go back to this hotel next time i will visit London. more

This place was horrible! I found a bug in my bed! We were in a bedroom downstairs and in our windowseal there was a ladder and our window would not lock. The people running the hotel were a bunch of perverts and the did not treat there maid very nice at all. Dont stay hear i highly recomend that you... more

Booked this hotel through the Victoria Station travel assistance center only because it was the cheapest available on the day itself (a Saturday). The location was excellent, a rather upscale neighborhood, and I thought I stumbled on a hidden gem. But when I saw my room, I was horrified. It was thoroughly disgusting--dirty and smelled like feet. The bathroom was... more

This hotel was a very pleasant experience. For a budget hotel it is clean, situated in a relatively quiet neighbohood, is near great sightings and also very near major subway lines. Breakfast is something you either like or don't like, but no one forces you to eat it. Staff was excellent, most of them very friendly, also the breakfast room... more

I came here because my friend told me about great hospitality. Rooms are nice and people who work there the most generous.i ate so much and laughed with them. This hotel is mostly for people who like to feel like at home. Mitch more