I stayed at the Greenhill House Bed and Breakfast in August as it was close to Glasgow Airport and handy for my flight the following day - I sincerely wish I hadn't!

From nine o'clock onwards we had running battles outside with local gangs numbering about 40. 2 police officers were manfully trying to control what was virtually a riot.

The owners had two large dogs who seem to have the run of the place. My door did not lock properly and I woke in the middle of the night when a large poodle jumped on my bed beside me.

Breakfast was a greasy affair and I found dog hairs on the dishes and tablecloths.

I also found the owners very talkative and opinionated on almost every subject under the sun - when all I wanted was to get a night's rest. They had an alcoholic, one-eyed neighbour in to visit who told me he was psychic. He could confirm that I was a man (extraordinary!) and that I drove a silver coloured car (just like the one parked outside the... more