The Good:
A/C-We made our room into a nice tundra
Location-Across the street from the lagoon and near the restaurants/pubs/harbour.
Price-With hotelclubs discount voucher, it ended up cost $19AUD for a private room. Not bad at all.
Airport Shuttle. Free shuttle from the airport.
Showers-Huge showers, probably could have fit 6 people in there. Perhaps useful for orgy.

The Bad:
-Friends only. Asked for 2 beds, received only 1. We are friends but not those type of friends. We were moved into another room with 2 beds after a bit of convincing them of my sexuality.
-Crappy pillow. My pillow had an excrement/blood stain on the back. I couldn't decide which was worse but fortunately I noticed before I put my head on the pillow.
-Asian Surprise. For some reason, my bed had uncooked rice in it. Better than crappy pillow and amusing as all the rice fell onto my friends bed on the bottom bunk every time I moved.
-Dodgy People. Staff were friendly but... more