Recently, a group of friends and I stumbled upon this hidden gem as a result of tragic highway breakdown. Let me start by emphasizing the importance of regularly checking your turn signal fluid levels. Thankfully this luxurious resort was nearby, and surprisingly had vacancy. Upon our check in we were thrilled to learn that we were within boundaries of a "dry" county. We were relieved to say the least, I mean the last thing we wanted polluting our good time was alcohol. As for the hotel itself, each room came complete with walls, a floor, a ceiling, and not one but two beds. The bloodstained comforter and the relaxing tones of car alarms from the parking lot made for the perfect ambiance. The lavish business center would make ease of any medium to large sized business conference, in fact I believe it was actually host to the 1980 republican national convention. In the morning we were treated with the likes of a gourmet breakfast extravaganza, complete with bread, a... more