This place was a DUMP! All the kids I brought were ready to leave early too. Ages 9-18. They all hated it. There are so many other resorts to stay at. Pick any one of them but not this one. The rooms were dirty, cobwebs,mold,mildew,and smelly. The "game room" was nothing more than 4 arcade machines in the corner of... more

This place was SO dirty and awful! We arrived to a musty smelling living area with dirty and stained furniture. The kitchen area was filled with flying nats and on top of the toilet were dirty yellow gloves used to presumably "clean" the bathroom. The worst was when we pulled the bed covers late at night for bed and it... more

Yes it might not be your top of the line fancy hotel or resort, but who wants that when all that matter is being out on the water, having a good time?..I grew up taking family vacations to the Ozarks and when the resort we origionally stayed in was sold to be turned into yet ANOTHER condo down there we... more

I like quaint, and after reading about the Alhonna "resort", I thought it would be nice to stay on the lake after stopping at the outlets on our trip home from visiting our daughter and son-in-law in St. Louis . I don't mind rustic, but this place was several notches less than that. The cabin reeked of cigarette smoke horribly.... more

My husband and I stayed there for almost a week, as our honeymoon location. This was a second marriage, and are also parents, so we needed someplace affordable, just to "get away". It was my first time away from my kids, but it was WONDERFUL!! We loved our cottage (Cottage 4). It was right on the water, and we rented... more

Hi folks, We have stayed at Alhonna three times now. Once in a three bedroom unit, once in a four bedroom unit and once in a one bedroom unit. Both multi bedroom units were large and can handle the amount of people you would expect from a 3-4 bedroom unit and not feel crowded. The one bedroom unit was small... more

We went to Alhonna for Labor Day weekend with 3 other families and had a wonderful time! Our room was nice, clean and equipped with everything we needed. The resort had everything we needed, indoor/ outdoor swimming pool. A restaurant which we ate breakfast at and was very good. The boat docks were nice and they also had a swimming... more

We were planning on staying over Memorial Day Weekend for a family get together. When we arrived the key was not supposed to be where they said it was and when we finally found someone and we unlocked the door we found two people sleeping in our bed with a dog. Total shock on both parts and the couple had... more

Our first visit, We stayed at Alhonna for one week-end on 4th of July. The room was OK but could use some updating- too much wood paneling, the shower was tiny for my 275 lb hubby. It was family friendly, the staff was very nice, friendly, and the owner stopped by our table to chat. (we asked one of the... more