We booked this hotel for a last minute detour to Etretat. a double bed, on the small side, not the most comfortable, but the pretty fine... The bathroom was clean and the shower was adequate. All in all, a great place for one night, but we wouldn't stay there longer...

We had high hopes for the Detective Hotel due to the good reviews, but they were largely not met. I think it may all be down to unrealistic expectations. We were disappointed because, the room was very small, there was no storage apart from 2 small bedside tables and a small projecting bracket for hanging clothes on so almost everything... More

We booked this hotel for a last minute detour to Etretat. Slow down as you aproach the main drag, otherwise you might miss it (it's right next to a butcher shop, and across from New Windsor Hotel.) Parking is real easy to find and it's literally steps away from the hotel, in the city hall lot, even though it's "pay"... More

We were 4 friends travelling to Etretat to see the cliffs. We took a room for 4 people in the hotel, it was really nice: big enough, with a clean bathroom, lots of towels, everything in working condition. In the evening before supper, we went downstairs and discovered a very cozy common room, with a free selection of tea, and... More

They have great unusual decor in the rooms. We had a little record player and colourful painting on wall. It's a nice place and very friendly. Characterful.

well situated in the centre of etretat, close to an accessible municipal car park, this apparently standard french hotel is run by an enthusiastic young eccentric anglophile. the rooms are themed along the lines of a nostalgic range of detectives, we stayed in the miss marple room , which my wife found delightful and very funny.this is not an hotel... More

We stayed in the CSI suite for 4 people. 1 bunk bed, 1 double bed and a bathroom. No luxury, but perfect for 4 friends traveling together. The themed idea made it a fun experience as well. Very comfortable and clean. The owners were extremely friendly and spoke great English.

You will either love or hate this hotel, we prefer to love it. Charming friendly owners. Excellent French breakfast. Yes the rooms are small and not all the bits work, but 3 nights for £220 including breakfast is fine, especially in France. Etretat is a town on the Normandy coast and a joy to visit. At weekends it is rammed... More

Etretat is a small village, but this hotel is right on the main driveway and 20 mts from a public parking. The rooms are interestingly themed around detective tv programs. We stayed at the Magnum PI. We had booked for a 2 twin-bed room, but found a double bed. The owner immediately offered to change it to a 2 twin... More