The Beet Slaw was delicious but I found a lug nut in it. Mr. Schrute told me that was it was a prize and entitled me to a Priority Appointment (you can sign up for bathroom time). I woke up in the middle of the night and found Mose putting a pair of my socks on his hands. But the... more

My wife and I were planning our wedding and found this small 60 acre beet farm off the main road. After passing a manufactured-home park and amish cemetery, you will find this hidden treasure. For a small fee, Schrute Farms will handle all the decorations, the red wedding cake (made from beets), and anything else you desire. A farm laborer/Justice... more

Fact: I arrived with high expectations. Fact: My expectations were exceeded. From the beet wine to the deep beet root massge and hand stuffed mohair mattresses, this was a 5-star weekend all the way. We highly recommend participating in Dwight's safety course (Lacawana County Volunteer Sheriff Deputy's Tips for Citizens), or learning outdoor survival skills(I had no idea that brown... more

Ok I’ll admit it, the sounds during the night weirded me out and I didn’t really understand what they meant by wireless but, other than the outhouse under the porch, we had a good time. As others have said, it is hard to find, and don’t even think about using your GPS. I couldn’t find the place on the unit... more

As a family with 3 young children, we decided to show our family a Labor Day weekend to remember. Despite normally trying to schedule some sort of beach activity, we drove inland, to Honesdale. The Schrute Farms B&B was the perfect place! The kids were a bit weirded out by the irrigation room, and Mose was, well.....odd, but by our... more

Truly a life altering experience, though not in a good way. My wife and I thought we would "beet" all the other vacationers by going someplace different for Memorial Day. We figured the kids could learn a few things and have some time and space to just run around, and we could avoid the usual packed vacation spots. Well, at... more

I found the farms owner Dwight and his off beat cousin Mose kind and entertaining. This farm was a great location for my friends and I to get away and appreciate the countryside. We learned things we could not have learned if we had not gone here, such as making a table. I especially appreciated this activity because I now... more

The caretakers were incredibly kind and generous. Dwight told me and my wife many stories of his grandparents trip to Argentina. the second employee, Mose, was also very friendly and showed us how to make straw puppets and beet ale. we will cherish the pine table that we made there forever. Shrute farms is still wireless, so don't take anything... more

From the savory beet fields to the lovingly appointed farmhouse itself, Shrute Farms is Heaven on Earth! I recommend it highly as a fine place, full of culture and bustling with activity. Very romantic, as well! more