This place is an absolute dump. The house is falling apart, as is the surroundings. The old pool with grass growing in it and a rusty slide going into it was particularly inviting. A surface cleanliness hides serious lack of upkeep, such as sagging stairs and lots of cobwebs and thick dust. The sheets appeared clean but upon closer inspection... more

That is not an entirely fair statement, but with cats and dogs living in the common area of the B & B, to include the dining room and kitchen, I could not would not eat there. the bedroom was clean and comfortable, the bathroom was clean and comfortable as well. more

We take road trips a lot, and western Washington is one of our favorites. We found out about the Hoh Humm Ranch in 1998 and decided to stay there on our next trip. It is a fascinating place, great scenery and you can wander down through the fields and walk by the river. Lot of animals to see, which the... more

First - get actual directions. If you plug the address into a Garmin GPS, you will end up 20 miles away. It is not "in" Forks, WA. We were fortunate coming from the south and just happened to spot the sign. Upon pulling up, my wife looked at me like I was crazy. The outside hasn't seen a lawnmower in... more

It was a nice break on the wallet and the things that mattered were fine. The rooms were clean and large and the beds were comfortable. The bathroom was clean and the shower worked well. My 3 and 5 year old were in their glory to find some toys on the 3rd floor to play with. The animals were fun... more

You know you're in for an interesting stay when you are handed four water bottles upon check in and told that the water tested bad so you must use the bottled water to brush teeth, wash hands, etc. OMG, am I staying in Mexico? We toughed it out bc our 7 year old really wanted to stay at a farm,... more

We came with party of nine- 4 adults and 5 kids between 5 and 14 and had a ball! We stayed in the third floor "suite". Loved feeding and admiring the farm animals. Breakfast was great! The price was unbelievable, we felt guilty for paying so little for accomidations and such a large breakfast for our party. The room, sheets... more

I booked a room at the Hoh Humm before Iread the reviews on Trip Advisor. I'll admit I was a little scared after reading the reviews because I didn't want to cancel my trip and there were no other vacancies in the area. Reading the reviews, however, gave me a good idea of what to expect. This B&B is a... more

My mom and I love to stay at working farm B&B’s around Washington. We enjoy farming and animals and loved the website, which was simple but to-the-point. We don’t care about fancy, luxurious rooms or a private bathroom, and we were excited about all the animals mentioned, so we happily booked a room for three nights. We arrived after dark... more