On possibly the coldest and rainiest weekend of the year so far we stayed in this little gem of a hotel in Burnham on Crouch that more than made up for the foul weather. The staff were amazing and the food was excellent. Its not a boutique destination just yet but if their success builds in the way it ought... More

I was staying with a friend in the area and we decided to eat out at the Oyster Smack last night. Well, what can I say... Attentive (but not over-the-top) service, a brilliant atmosphere, and food to die for. We both had 3 courses - not the original plan! - and can thoroughly recommend our 6 choices. These included the... More

We live seven miles away from the Oyster Smack. The dinner, bed and breakfast deal was such good value, we decided to stay overnight. Room 3 was spacious, warm and quiet. It is probably best to describe the place a s a restaurant with rooms, rather than a hotel. There was a warm atmosphere in the bar and the main... More

stayed in room five, fantastic stay, clean and tidy, ample space, and they allow dogs if you ask but only in the out side rooms. restaurant food is superb, had roast belly of pork.... compliments to the chef for that one. would def recommend, and yes it gets busy, but that's what happens when you get quality grub. 10/10 stay... More

Lovely place to go to eat busy midweek and loads to choose from - definitely a good place to eat when you are visiting Burnham - I understand there are rooms here too so you can even stay overnight - which we intend to do in the summer

We have been here a number of times as locals, this is easily the best place to eat in Burnham. This is also the only place with a good wine selection and the only place that does cocktails. The food is always excellent as is the service. The staff are always attentive and polite without disturbing you. I would recommend... More

Stayed here for one night to celebrate my husband's birthday. We booked the dinner, bed and breakfast deal for £110 - great value! Our room was fantastic and more like an apartment with a big fitted kitchen and massive bathroom. Very comfortable too. Dinner was lovely and the staff couldn't do enough to help us. The location of the pub... More

Staff were extremely friendly and helpful. Our room was very spacious with a lovely big comfortable bed. We also ate in the restaurant and the food was fantastic. There were 6 of us dining (including one fussy eater) and we were all impressed. The menu was varied. I had the special of halibut on salse verde risotto - a huge... More

My wife and I stayed at the Oyster Smack Inn while in the area for a friend's wedding. After the drive out I wasn't sure what to expect but I couldn't have been more pleased. The room was lovely and spacious, the food was superb - especially my steak - and the staff couldn't have been more helpful - ordering... More