We stayed at the Marriott from January 14 to January 21, 2006.
The hotel was a lovely property effectively landscaped to block out the neighboring resorts and buildings in the area. We were happily escorted to room 105, a beachfront room, on the west side of the resort. I’ll reiterate what others have said and urge guests to stay on the west side of the hotel as the east side abuts a public beach, where, for example, one morning at 7:30AM a small army of about 40 swimmers took part in a very loud two hour long exercise regimen. Our beachfront room opened onto through sliding doors onto a gravel patio on the beach. It was lovely. We opted out of the meal plan and had breakfast delivered to our room each morning – eating on that patio and feeding the saffron finches, troupials, banaquits, grassquits and lizards. Also, the beach at the west end of the property was the only really accessible beach to swimmers. The beach by the dive hut was the best and had a sandy bottom, very inviting to swimmers. Fish are easily visible in the most shallow water. The man-made jetty/reef had a surprisingly large variety of fish species and was an excellent location for first-time snorkelers to acclimate. The water was rather rough at times, but, I swam daily, and it looked worse that it was.
The pool was nice, but the lounge chairs were side by side and the overall effect was one where you heard every conversation as well as every kid screaming. Not my scene, but others seemed to love it. I would visit at sundown for a drink in the pool, before changing for dinner. The casino was small but lively at night.
We were pleased that the opted out of the meal plan as the property venues offered limited menus. The deli was very convenient and was a welcome choice when hanging around on the beach. I never got to the Portofino and ate breakfast at the Palm Café, which was the only place I experienced any kind of mosquito problem. I left that breakfast with my legs bitten up. The Seabreeze offered a lovely setting for evening meals and themed buffets. We ate there when they featured delicious Cajun and Mexican buffets for $18.95. (US Dollars are accepted everywhere on the island). Note that the Seabreeze is adjacent to the pool bar, but the pool bar offers a totally different menu from Seabreeze (including hamburgers).
I would discourage visitors from taking the meal plan as the dining options on the island are many and of high quality. We ate our first meal at Fort Nassau, noted in previous reviews. It was very good and a lovely setting overlooking the harbor (expensive). We also ate lunch at Hook’s Hut, on a nearby public beach that had the best beachfront casual vibe on any place on our trip (good and cheap). We also ate at Rodeo House of Ribs (good and reasonably priced). There was a nice stretch of restaurants at Fort Amsterdam in Punda in a section called the arches – series of decks and patios overhanging the sea, with the rush of the waves pounding beneath us. We ate at Grill King (okay food and moderately priced) and at La Pergola (very good food and moderately priced). Off the beaten track, on a visit up to Christoffel Park and Shete Boca National Park on the northern end of the island we ate at Playa Fortie, a family run restaurant on a cliff offering spectacular views of the most beautiful water you could imagine (excellent food and cheap). The best restaurant by far was Bistro La Clouchard. It had the best setting (reserve a seat outside) and the food was without equal on the island (excellent and expensive).
We were a group of four and decided upon arrival to rent a car for the week (USD$333). It was the best decision we made. There is much to see and do and having the car afforded us a freedom that many others guests did not seem to feel they had. Our side trips included a boat trip from the property’s dive shop to snorkel the “tugboat.” It was beautiful. Bring bread to feed the fish for full effect. We visited the Ostrich Farm and Hato Caves, which were interesting but happily only ate up four hours of our time. We took a sail on the Bounty a full day schooner cruise offering snorkeling, BBQ, and open bar. We were at first apprehensive by the size of the group that they loaded on the boat, but it was a very friendly group that quickly socialized. We went to Christoffel Park to climb Mount Christoffel (get there early to beat the heat) it was a great climb with some rock climbing near the summit to test your resolve. From there we went to Shete Boca National Park. This was an odd moonscape that featured caves and breathtaking scenery of huge waves breaking on in little inlets. If you visit, absolutely go to the Boca Pistol. It is mesmerizing. Do try to get out and visit some of the islands other much more impressive beaches. We visited the GORGEOUS Knips Playa and Kas Abou. Both were idyllic settings and far superior to the Marriott beach.
A couple of negatives: Service on the island is not up to par. In some places, it was laid back and apropos to the venue. In other places, it was just non-existent. Very frustrating. There is a service charge that seems to be tacked onto everything on the island. In the beginning, we tipped generously (15%-20%), but the service charges got pretty annoying and we started dropping tips that maxed out at 10% tops. The hotel charges a $50/day service charge. We thought it was reasonable for folks on an all inclusive meal plan, but contested the application on our bill and had it removed. The service charges were enough to ensure that I do not visit the island again given all the less costly vacation options. I vacation with an open wallet, ready to pay to enjoy the level of leisure and quality I prefer. The service charges were unjustified. The service at the hotel was okay, but after day two or three you resent being forced to pay a premium for service that is just “okay.” Friendly service (which they had) and good, attentive service (which was hit or miss) are two entirely different things.
I gave the resort four stars. It had all the components you'd expect of a large resort, but failed to effectively utilize them. I had a great vacation in Curacao, but the best times were spent off the property. The property, however nice, is designed for conventioneers – not the seasoned and more discerning traveler.







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