First, I went with my girlfriend, Mum and brother, the last two weeks in June. We booked this holiday on the back of some very bad circumstances and we were looking for somewhere to relax and enjoy ourselves. SATP ticked both boxes and more. However, as with anywhere, it won't be for everyone so I will try and be as objective as possible (but can't promise!)
Arrival:- Greated with a smile, a nice cool drink and wet cloth which was just what we needed after 1hr 1/2 transfer. If you get easily travel sick just be warned the journey isn't the best.
Room:- Basic, but lovely. More than enough room for two people but might struggle if you both bring loads of clothes to find space for them all, but didn't bother us. TV was nice at night for falling asleep to, only problem and this is really minor is the lighting wasn't great for the room size. The day bed is excellent, so comfy and relaxing, and the showers are fantastic, 5 shower heads one side and one on the other.
Food and drink:- When they say A/I that's exactly what it is. 3 all you can eat buffets, the breakfast was great, try the beans with peppers and corn beef, a lot nicer than it probably sounds. The dinner and evening buffets were just as good and varied from day to day. I think there are 5 themes but always seemed to be something for all. Friday is the beach BBQ which again is really nice as you can watch the sunset. You also have the beach grill which serves burgers, jerk chicken, tuna melts amongst other things all cooked to order and all absolutely wonderfull. We only ate at the a la carte once, it was really nice but preferred the buffet.
There are three bars, the beach, pool and piano. All serve Red Stripe on tap and have all the liquers that are available. We spent most of the time at the pool bar but it was quite good to have a swim in the sea then walk out for a nice cool Red Stripe (check out Bubba Kegs). There wasn't any limit on how much we could drink and all the bar staff kept pouring us rum no matter what! Try a Dirty Banana and a Humming Bird, you don't even taste the alcohol(good or bad?)
Entertainment:- Was very light hearted and just right. Each night was something different. The BBQ was made up of a fire dancer and guest limbo comp. Other nights there was some steel drummers, dancers and Big Momma which was superb! All these took place at the pool bar. The second week though not all the entertainment went ahead for one reason or another, we had seen it all the week before but felt a bit sorry for those who missed out. The bar staff kept all entertained though and wouldn't think twice about joining in.
Pool and beach:- Not the biggest pool but didn't need to be, if no loungers available you just walk over to the beach which is across the main road but there are crossing guards on all the time. On the beach you do get people asking you to buy all sorts, a polite no usually did the trick but one guy did get a bit annoying towards the end, but not really the resorts fault. Some water sports are free and some aren't. Would definately recommend the deep sea fishing.
Creepy crawlys:- If you don't like bugs, cockroachs or similar things then you might struggle. The grounds have loads of plants and trees and do attract all sorts, we did find one or two cockroach in our bathroom they did us no harm, this was not going to spoil the holiday and you really should expect it given the climate. We did get bitten quite a lot, so do take something with you or ask Ian the pool guy, he really helped us out. We did wake one morning to find quite a large lizard on our ceiling and there were some rather large crabs and frogs at night, these weren't a problem for us but some might not like this.
Staff:- All the staff were so friendly and outgoing. It does say you don't need to tip but we always left something after every meal and when leaving the bar. They really deserve it as they all go the extra mile, and don't really earn as much as the deserve. Kirk, DeWayne, Jermaine and Carrot(Richard) were all waiters and were great with us from day one. Always had a smile and made sure we had all we needed. Carrot even got us some presents the day we left. The barmen were fantastic as well. They always made sure we were having a great time. They all had their own little cocktails, ask Omar(Special) for a Bikini, we have his recipe but he swore us to secrecy(sorry!) we even managed to turn him from a ManU fan to a blue! Garth kept making us flaming Bob's, two in one night wasn't a good idea! Ask him for a Garth Special and tell him J-Mikes sent you. Greg kept us laughing all holiday and was so down to earth. He would get up and sing and dance all night if he could. Ask him to sing the Ding-a-ling song, thats all I'm saying! Ian the pool guy was fantastic came and talked to us every morning and by the second week he eveb made sure we had four loungers together. My lounger was broke in the middle, he went to swap it for another but I told him it was actually very comfy, he said he would put it away for when we come next time!
A couple of things now that didn't ruin our holiday but others might not like. First, if there was a wedding, because the pool area wasn't huge, the guests sometimes took over and did make a lot of noise, but hey there having a party and a good time so didn't let it bother us. Think some other guests though found it intimidating. Also, there were some blackouts on parts of the resort which lasted at the most 15 mins usually in the early evening. Some guests were complaining but didn't bother us that much, not enough to complain anyway.
I know this is a long review but I could go on for hours if I thought anyone would read it all! I am willing to answer any q's so please just ask.
Overall, weather was great, food was great, drink was great and staff were great. Got engaged whilst overthere and already planning the trip next year for our honeymoon.
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