Last year we visited Beaches Boscobell and were super impressed. Though the hotel is not a 5 star by any means, we had such a good experience and dealt with the nicest staff ever which prompted us to "brag" a lot about the place. URL for that review below:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g147312-d148874-r7567679-Beaches_Boscobel_Resort_Golf_Club-Ocho_Rios_Jamaica.html
This time around (maybe due to our previous Beaches experience) we were a litle dissapointed. We expected the same service as in Boscobel and it was nowhere near.
1. Resort Location- the most amaising beach I have ever seen. Read other reviews and people complained about bug bites. Did not experience any, however, we were not on the beach at night either. I did notice some red ants on the property every now and then but otherwise, your typical mosquito is your primary enemy.
2. Resort Grounds - i found this place to bee too "packed". buildings seemed to bee too much of one into another with not enough breathing space. Also, there are a lot of steps everywhere which means that strollers become a work out. Not terrible, but not baby friendly (while this is what this resort is supposed to be all about). Pools seem larger in pictures and were not that well maintained. At night, if you looked at the pool lights, you could see that the water was a litle murky.
3. Resort Food - I was dissapointed with this especially since I was expecting the same or better than Boscobel. The Last Chance Saloon had decent not great food. The Seville - we never visited (16 and older only), the beach grill is the beach grill (hot dogs, fries and burgers for the most part), and the International buffet I found to be very limited on options and very repetitious. This place had about half the options that were available in Boscobel with very litle different things from one night to another. Otherwise the food was decent.
4. Resort Drinks - I found them to be good enough and not watered down. Besides, if you want something with double shots of liqeur, just ask and they would be more than glad to provide. Also Black label, Chivas, Jack, California red wine, etc are the type of drinks available. Not bad at all.
5. Resort service - i found this part very dissapointing. For example, a dinner at the Last Chance Saloon would take a litle over two hours. We ate there twice and it was the same both times. The japanese restaurant the same - we waited 35 minutes to receive a boul of soup and salad. Everything in this resort was in slow mode (nothing like this experienced @ Boscobel). Staff very not interested for the most part and very forgetfull. We would ask for a glass of wine and another drink and only one would be delivered. We would order two dinners (mom and dad) plus a small dish of pasta with red sauce for the baby (21 months old) and they would forget to bring the pasta (after a 30 - 40 minute wait when the first item would be brought to the table). I would group the staff as follows - about 10% very nice and helpfull (above and beyond), about 15% just good enough, 25% just doing their job, 50% careless and taking their time.
6. Resort Spa - this was pretty nice and the service was very good as well. Worth every penny. Got a total relaxing massage and was excellent.
7. Hotel Room - we had the honeymoon deluxe room booked.. Upon arrival, we got bumped up to honeymoon ocean front suite. The room overall was nice, still a 3 star. Things that were broken were fixed in "jamaican" style. A pin on the AC vents must have broke and they put in a drywall screw to hold it in place. that screw kept falling everyday (not good when you have an infant aroud the room that puts everything in the mouth). A piece of the counter from the bathroom must have broken and the piece of marble was replaced with a piece of plywood and painted green to "match" the marble... LOL. Water pressure at the sink and bath tub was a joke. It would take my wife about 10 minutes to rinse her hair. with maximum pressure on, it would take a 6 oz glass about 10 seconds to fill. Small water leak from the ceiling in the sink area ( I think it was from AC condensation and not water from outside as we had it all the time. Leak was very slow - it would drop a drip every now and then / not enough to create a puddle. The view was OK not great as too many trees were in the way of the beach view and you could hardly see it throguh them. This was room 921 the Monteplier Building (#7) the one on the extreme exterior of the resort. Also, this building was located right next the the Couples Resort's. At night, between the hours of 9:30 and 11:30 the music is terrebly loud from the resort next door so don't plan on falling asleep prior to that if you are a soft sleeper. $10 left on the pillow the first morning after the arrival ensured the room was always cleaned promptly and propperly. We did notice that room was cleaned really late and towels were missed one day and it turns out the maid that normally cleans our room was out sick that day ( i met her and she offered that information to me without a question ) I guess she knew that the room would not be taken care just as well by someone else. It was wierd to hear her tell us that when she saw us walk out to the beach in the am...
Overall take - this is a 3 star resort (though they don't like to be rated) and the service is not as good as in the Boscobel one. Drinks are good, food is average at best, and service needs improvment. The grounds are too packed while the beach is very large and one of the nicest you will ever see. Cristal clear waters with no sea weeds and the perfect sand. The pictures on their website tend to make the resort look more "aired out and larger" than it actually is. Though I relaly liked the beach, I would probabbly not return to this resort in the future but rather try another one in Negril.
Last but not least and not directly related to Beaches - don't ever fly Air Jamaica. They are terrible. We were late 4 hrs getting in ( that put us at the resort check in @ 11 pm at night). This was due to a late arrival of the incoming plane (while the weather was not a factor that day anywhere on the east coast). On departure, we were about 5 hrs late and didn't get home until 2:30 am which made the trip with an impatient infant a nightmare. A lot or people on the plane were agravated and served with a terrible attitude when they asked for flight status, reason for delays, pillows and blankets that they didn't have enough of. I am a big guy and get hot pretty quick. So when Air jamaica didin't have blankets for the passagers and about half were complaining of being cold, they decided to raise the temperature in the cabin. This was great, except for the fact that I spent almost 4 hrs on a plane sweating... Also, check in is terrible especially in Monego Bay. If you are unlucky to fly air jamaica, keep in mind that they have about 10 counters that check in about 9 flights that take off within a few hours. When we got there ( and this was the same last year - though last year we did american) the air jamaica counter had a line of about 1000 people. If you already got air jamaica tickets listen to this: YOU WILL NOTICE (MOST LIKELY A YOUNG GUY) AN AIR JAMAICA BADGED EMPLOYEE THAT COMES AROUND THE TREMENDOUS LINE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO'S PATIENCE SEEMS TO RUN OUT. TAKE $10, PULL HIM ON THE SIDE - BE DISCRETE - AND HE WILL PUSH YOU THROUGH THE BUSINESS CLASS CHECK IN LINE. YOU WILL SKIP ABOUT 2 HRS OF WAITING ON LINE! I saw him do this about 3 times while on line for about 10 minutes. With a screaming and unpatient baby, I quickly learned the trick.... I am eastern european and very familiar with this kind of things. Picked up on it and got myself checked in faster than you can immagine.
I hope this review helps all travelers. Overall, it's not a bad place, but we expected much better due to our very good previous experience with them. We might try Turks and Caicos with them and move on to other resorts...
Good luck and have a great vacation!
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
Probably not
I recommend this hotel for:
Older Travellers, Great pool scene, Families with Small Children, Families with Teenagers, tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young Singles, An Amazing Honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, pet owners
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Great food / Wine