We returned from our honeymoon over a year ago, but of all the hotels we stayed at (about five, over three weeks) Goblin Hill is the one I remember with the most fondness and longing to go back. I would go to Jamaica just to stay at this place, that's how much I loved it, and my spouse agrees.

Part of what makes this hotel so lovely is not only the beautiful villas (white everywhere, studded with fresh color of real hyacinths everywhere, gorgeous balcony), or the stunning views (think manicured European grounds with an ocean view with bluffs in the background), but the amazing service provided with the housekeeper / personal chef who makes two meals for you every day. And these are amazing, three course meals of authentic Jamaican food. Sheila, our housekeeper, was like our Jamaican momma -- she was kind, accommodating, and simply divine. I wanted to take her home with me.

All of this, coupled with their proximity to Frenchman's Cove beach (simply the most incredible beach ever, with protected coves, a freshwater cool stream and a warm saltwater ocean mixing together), the incredible Tree Bar (a bar built around a huge wicker tree!) and the amazing service made us want to come back for more. And it was one of the most reasonable places we stayed price-wise, especially when you consider how much you are saving on food.

If you are wise, you will go out of your way to stay at Goblin Hill when you are in Jamaica. Skip the hectic, frat-boy nature of the west side of the island and go for the divine, peaceful east side of Port Antonio and Goblin Hill. You won't regret it!

My husband and I stayed here for our honeymoon... we absolutely LOVED it! Beautiful scenery, wonderful pool (which we swam in every night), super friendly staff, and best of all our awesome maid/cook! We simply gave her the money she needed to pick up the food items and told her to make whatever she felt we would enjoy, and we did! I, for one, fell in love with the food, especially the soups and fruit :).

I must warn people though, about the mosquitos! There are thousands of them, and yet you never see them! Take LOTS of repellent, candles, etc. Although you never see them, they some how get ahold of you anyway, haha. That for me was the only "downfall" of our stay. We are DEFINITELY going back... possibly for our 2nd anniversary :). Thanks for a wonderful stay!!!

One word...PARADISE!

Initially we called several hotels in Negril. We had not visited Negril as of yet and figured that would be our next vacation destination. The reservation agents we spoke to in quite s few hotels from Negril were in no way shape or form as kind, nice, helpful and inviting, as those we spoke with at Goblin Hill. As a matter of fact, by the time we hung up with the Goblin Hills reservations agent, we were so relaxed that we were ready to get over there already!!! Unfortunately we had to wait about 3 weeks as we had planned.

We made the mistake of flying into Montego Bay, we should have flown into Kingston, hence, we had to endure a 6 hour drive of which 4.5 hours were absolutely beautiful and scenic, but also quite bumpy. Then again, that's how most Caribbean islands are! Thank goodness we rented an SUV. So, make sure you fly into Kingston, the drive to Goblin Hill is only 2 hours away!

Upon arrival, everything reassured me and my husband that we had made the right choice. We felt as if we had gone back in time, to a place where vacations are truly about relaxation and getting away from it all, when you were free to play tennis, or sit by the lookout and work on a water color, or go bird sighting, or sit by the bar and while enjoying a beverage, partake in conversation with the extremely friendly staff or any of the guests. Goblin Hill is situated on a mountain with rolling hills of grass, overlooking the sea….just breathtaking!

Our bell man walked us to our 1 bedroom villa, which was perfectly situatued on a second floor with views from every single window of the ocean, and the grounds. Sunrises from there, were like those we’ve only seen on Discovery HD!

We had arrived at about 5:00 PM and Patricia, our room attendant was waiting for us with dinner ready! Goblin Hill includes your own personal room attendant/cook, for the duration of your stay. My husband, a native of Jamaica, faxed in our meal preferences a few days before. Pat as we called her, may as well be a gourmet chef!! She made the most decadent callaloo cream soup, and esaviche fish…..I don’t want to give it away but I swear this woman should open a restaurant herself! She was extremely friendly, she even brought in bread fruit picked from her own tree in her backyard for breakfast one morning! She truly catered to our every need and made us feel like royalty!

Our villa was just lovely! A spacious bedroom with a very, very comfortable king sized bed, it even had a white net, just what you would expect when going to Jamaica! There is an AC unit and fan in the master bedroom, and the most beautiful view of the ocean and the rolling green hills on the grounds. Birds chirped it almost felt as if they sang for us in welcoming.

The living room had cozy furnishings, a large couch, and two chairs with a foot stool, as well as a dining area duplicated by another dining area on the terrace overlooking the blue waters of San San beach and the ocean. Amazingly relaxing indeed! Patricia served all of our meal on the terrace.

If you want to stay connected to the fast paced world you come from, no worries, the tv has cable and there is also internet access in the clubhouse…but with paradise surrounding you who cares about the real world…..we didn’t want to leave! It rained for a few minutes everyday which only added to the tranquil element…picture a bit of rain followed by rainbows and sunshine….wow!!!

We were aware of the tennis courts on the grounds and partook of a game or two, and afterwards jumped into the refreshing pool. Just perfect!

We drove down to Frenchman’s cove, Goblin Hill provides complimentary passes, and enjoyed the day there, and the following day we spent at San San Beach. Imagine this…you and your spouse have the entire beach to yourselves! Junior and Bunny, two local fisherman, offered to take us fishing in the ocean, and for a ride to the Blue Lagoon, a 200 foot deep crystal clear waterhole. While we were there, they also showed us a mineral bath, sparkling clear and clean mineral bath fed by an underwater spring. We bathed in it, it was freezing, but they said it’s good for the body! They also showed us the most beautiful villas, Dragon Bay, and a few others, which have unfortunately shut down due to the lack of tourism in the area. Such a shame. It is also unfortunate that such a beautiful, quiet and friendly town doesn’t have that many visitors…probably due to the roads which the Jamaican government is working on repairing as we speak, thank goodness.

We left early at about 5:30 AM (had to drive back to Mo-Bay) the front desk closes at about 11: PM but no need to worry there are security guards there to watch over the facilities. The sweetest and most unexpected thing occurred when the security guard thanked us for coming to Goblin Hill and hoped to see us again soon. I’ve never seen such sincere hospitality.

At Goblin Hill, you won’t feel pressured to “do” anything, even though there’s plenty to do! It’s such a relaxing place, it’s truly paradise! We are making it a point to tell all of our friends and family about it.

I'm sitting here in Goblin right this minute because i dont want to forget anything to tell you. I can hear the staff having some sort of weekly meeting to discuss how they can do their jobs better which just gives you an idea of the sort of attention to detail that is provided in the place. Fresh flowers everyday, your meals cooked if you want them and exactly the right amount of leisure needed and proximity to beaches.

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