You just know your holiday will be good as soon as you step into reception and you’re welcomed with a big smile and presented with an ice cold flannel to cool you down – you’ve arrived at East Winds Inn!
We’ve just returned from our second two week holiday to East Winds Inn, and I’m pleased that it hadn’t lost its charm and beauty. The rooms are set in wonderful tropical gardens with many of the trees in fruit – our previous visit was during September and when there was little or no fruit hanging from the trees, but the trees and shrubs were in bloom. We chose a cottage style room which have now been fitted with air conditioning, and made the stay more pleasurable – there is also a ceiling fan. The beds are very large and comfortable which meant my snorkel could be in one time zone and my swimming shorts in another - on some occasions I could go for breakfast and my wife would arrive an hour later. The room had a large round sunken shower, and there was a TV and DVD in the bedroom area. The room was cleaned every day to a very high standard and the maid done an excellent job. Asher ensured the fridge on the balcony was well stocked with liquids.
All the staff at EWI were very courteous and welcoming, and the waiters and waitresses always seemed to wear a smile, and they have a very good sense of humour too – the most regular contact you’re likely to have contact with EWI staff is in the restaurant, and the restaurant manager is Henry. Henry runs a well oiled team that knows about customer service, and variations, if possible, will be accommodated (no chips, please). The waitresses looked fabulous in their Wednesday costume, although I’m not sure how comfortable they are in the hot weather – thanks Hannah, Christine, Melissa and anyone I missed out.
The food is still 1st Class, and some adverse comments have been written on the Trip Advisor Forum about the food at EWI. As a vegetarian (and no, fish isn’t an honorary vegetable), I found the meals to be very well presented and very enjoyable. Breakfast is pretty well much what you would expect: cereal, eggs in many different forms (boiled, fried, poached, omelette), bacon, sausage, toast, jams, juices and most importantly for a fruitaholic like me – fresh fruit, and lots of it. Paula will cook you a mean omelette with a filling of your choice. Tea/coffee/iced water and juice is plentiful and there are many varieties of tea on hand.
Lunch is buffet style and there is a good salad selection to choose from, and there is a large BBQ which will keep those with carnivorous tendencies happy when the BBQ is alight. My wife goes shopping for meat with a bow and arrow and a club (we even have a bear trap in our garden), and she assures me the meat is very tasty and of the highest quality. Wildebeest don't stand a chance.
Evening meals are a more formal affair with four courses to make your selection. I was very happy with the chef’s chosen dishes, and only okra defeated my palate – although the chef once over spiced the pasta, but as France has just been beaten at football, maybe he can be forgiven. Again, after my omnivorous, but mostly carnivorous wife had sharpened her harpoon and reset her bolus, she informed me the many types of meat and fish on offer were perfectly cooked (best to check my anti-vampire insurance). Remember, if you don’t like a certain meat dish, be adventurous, and go veggie for 15 minutes.
Entertainment was provided by either a lunchtime steel band (bought their CD), a shack-shack duo (bought their CD), a duo playing trombone and sax, and a very good pianist who I probably enjoyed most (he didn’t have a CD). Other unorthodox entertainment is provided by Sebastian, and Titus – the idea is to stop Sebastian from stealthily slipping under the radar and re-filling your glass with (red) wine! Asking for Rose will slow him down (a bit). Titus provides the fast moving Olympian type action – the idea here is to present him with a crab. What follows is a three part event: On your marks - the bottle he’s holding drops: Get set – his life flashes before him: Go – 100m in 4.6 seconds around the Club Room. Titus might also make a grade in the West Indian tenth 11 cricket team – but he only clobbers insects with last nights menu and the critter always escapes on a jet-ski to live happily ever after on Martinique. So, Chanderpaul, you’re job is certainly safe unless Titus gets a larger menu. Thanks guys, you were always good for a laugh. TIM agrees.
The sandy beach is a good size and is maintained and cleared of debris every day. There are plenty of parasols and loungers spread about the resort, plus some water sports in the form of canoes, if you have the energy – EWI provide brushes for clearing sand from the beach loungers. If you want to hide from the sun there are seven secluded and covered areas with tables and chairs set aside.
The pool is a reasonable size based on guest ratio, and is carefully cleaned every morning (any leaves that fall in the pool can be left in the empty Piton crates). The serve yourself swim-up bar is always full with brand name spirits – cold beers are provided (that is if the crew of June ’08 left any!) There are four bar stools, and out of respect for past guests they all have names: From left to right they are Richard (Piton), Les (Malibu), Steve (Statue of Liberty) and Tony (Heineken). If you need to reset the stools you have to go behind the bar and press the button marked TIM, TIM, TIM, TIM. If you actually find a button marked TIM you need to cut down on your Piton consumption! The stool with the least paint is Richard. At any time ask Sebastian or Titus for TIM – I’m not sure if TIM will be there, but if not just remember TIM might just be an anagram of Time Is Motionless (at EWI anyway). Tiffin is served around the pool area at 4.00pm, but watch out for the sneaky birds who tunnel under the cloth for the cake! You will note the birds are ready for cake before it is brought out to the pool – do birds have watches? During our stay we kept trying to form an escape committee, but for some reason every time we surfaced it was at the pool – don’t know how that kept happening. Oh, and they weren’t wrinkles, I just stayed in the pool too long.
For those who worry about insects, EWI done a ‘fogging’ each week (during the evening) of our stay. The idea is to kill off the mosquitoes and flies and to help make the stay even more comfortable. Personally I think this was a devious scheme to get us out of the pool, but unlucky Windel! We are all seasoned scuba divers and simply hid in the pool under the smoke – and we had a spare key! Nice try, and like Sebastian and Titus, you must be quicker.
As a point of interest our room on leaving was given to a couple who left their previous hotel because of its poor condition – obviously I won’t mention the name. Virgin moved them from that hotel and EWI somehow accommodated them, eventually into out vacated room. The couple were very happy at EWI and nice one Virgin and EWI.
Many thanks to all the staff at EWI and the many new friends that we made during our stay (one crooner and his wife even came from Manchester, which I understand is near Mansfield), and I hope to see you in a couple of years time. And for that, you’re welcome.
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