Where do I begin?
My first vacation to Mexico was meant to be a complete disconnect – no laptop, no cellphones, no work. My wife had arranged the trip through our travel agent (Nob Hill – PDX) with the following stipulations: it needed to be quiet, all-inclusive and no kids.
Her suggestion was the Villa Premiere in Puerto Vallarta. The website, although very nice fails to capture just how amazing this place was. The greeting of champagne and neck massage was not only welcome after the flight from PDX but also unusually fragrant. The choice of pillows (from a large menu) and which scent we would like for our room - we chose eucalyptus (our clothes, baggage, and personal items held on to this fragrance well after we arrived home - was done at the front desk before we were escorted to our room by our butler, who we were told would draw our bath and tend to any need we might have. Over-the-top!
From those initial impressions we were transported to an enclosed haven (heaven) of deliciously prepared and presented food (24 hour room service that did not come any less thoughtfully arranged), unlimited drinks (order any Bloody Mary's you might like for breakfast the night before with no-ice as the bar doesn't open until eleven am), and a more-than-accommodating wait staff that were not only attentive to our every need but representative of all that is attractive in Mexican people.
We completely and totally submersed ourselves in this warm (87 degrees everyday in early May) lap of luxury. The details (towel animals in the room) of our suite poured over into the restaurants and open spaces around the pool (say hello to Omar and Carlos at the poolbar for us). The pool was sparkling and pristine looking out onto Banderas Bay. The wandering merchants (selling silver? and other knickknacks) were kept away as well - unless what they sold interested you.
Needless to say, we left the hotel for two hours - to get souvenirs.
We swam with no dolphins (although they swan past each day), took no parasailing or zipline excursions, did not fish or explore the city and surrounding beaches. We did not want to leave during or at the end of the vacation.
I highly recommend the hotel and hope that, if your goal is to leave the outside world completely (although they do have wi-fi and a business center for you workaholics), this is the single best place I have found.
Paul and Bonni Petillo









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