I had a blast. I traveled by myself. I met a ton of people because I dove 17 tanks in 6 days. What a trip!

Everything was as expected (that's the reason for the 5 stars). This is NOT a 5 star place...it is a 2 star place...but that is what I expected.

Check-in was easy (Jennie was working the front desk--she is great--I would ask her to marry me if I was 30 years older). The room was clean. The lobby was clean. The whole place is cleaner than most airport hotels that I have stayed in. Very basic, but very clean.

I had a blast diving with Dive Paradise. They were great.

I ate breakfast everyday at the restaurant next door--Jeanie's. Breakfast, Lunch and dinner is great there--right on the beach, about a 30 second walk from my room. The food at the No Name Bar onsite is also above average (great sandwiches-oh, and they will make hand dipped onion rings if you ask for them---they are not on the menu). It is very hard to get a table at the bar on site...the cruise ship crews have them all taken by the time you get back from your morning dives. I just went next door. It was quieter there anyway--no blasting techno music).

Check out was a snap.

I am already planning a return trip for Dec 2008. I will ask to be on the third floor rather than the second floor next time--I want the better view.

See you there!

I loved my stay at the Barracuda: good price, great food at the bar, nice ambiance, the beautiful and friendly women bartenders in "the no name bar", and great owners, nice and clean pool area. I felt like I was part of the family. Sure the cruise ship staff shows up when they are in port., but if that annoys you they are gone by five PM. The rooms are OK, and include a refrigerator-- just keep your bathroom door closed if you are bothered by the noise during the day. This hotel is close to town and unless you are lazy, you will never need a taxi. Be aware that this is not a luxury place, but if you want that there are plenty of pricey hotels on the island.

Went to Hotel Barracuda with another couple for a week of SCUBA diving and relaxation. The room was small, but was all that we needed with bed, dresser, storage chest, refrigerator & TV with cable (with some english speaking channels for those of us who don't remember our HS spanish). The bathroom was also tiny, but had a roomy shower with a spigot for rinsing dive gear. Definitely a no-frills place, but again, was all that we needed since we were only in the room to sleep.

Location is very convenient to the Chedrui (grocer) which has EVERYTHING from bottled water to fresh baked goods to beer. We kept our refrigerator stocked with all we needed. There is also a scooter rental shop right next door to hotel...we recommend doing this one day to go to the "wild side" of the island

The little beach is great to lay on after a long day of diving, touring the island on scooter or on foot. We highly recommend a nap in one of the hammocks! The fact that it is public was not an issue for us, as the locals who used the beach were quiet and respectful. We watched a young mother relax in the shade snuggling her new baby and enjoying the company of her family. A beautiful, peaceful sight!

The issue we had with the beach is that the bar is not owned by the hotel, but owned and operated by someone in the cruise ship industry for use by cruise ship staff during their time in port. The cruise staff crowds were there on certain days (not every day) and were gone by mid-afternoon when they had to be back on their ships. Caution - they tended to be on the rowdy side at times. We were gone most of the times they were there, as we were either diving or touring the island, so again, it didn't affect us much at all. It actually became a bit of an amusement, really.

The bar staff was wonderful and like the desk staff, knew our names and couldn't have been more friendly with every encounter we had with them.

Our money, etc was safely kept by the desk staff. No issues for us. There is a nominal charge for accessing your items, which is settled up when you remove your items from their care.

The raves we have are for the on-site dive shop...DIVE PARADISE! We needed to complete our SCUBA certification and they made everything SO easy! The equipment was waiting for us at the shop each day for our open water class dives. We jumped right in off the pier and had did all our "tests" right at the hotel in about 30 feet of water.

When we took our boat dives, all the rental equipment was on the boat ready for us. The dive masters and instructors were incredibly patient and calm with us, which made for an excellent time had be all.

Dive Paradise is a very large dive operation with a great fleet of boats and crews. They know exactly what they are doing and take safety very seriously. We would recommend this shop to anybody wishing to dive in Cozumel!!

OVERALL: A no frills hotel within walking distance of downtown with the only beach in the area. Great dive shop!

I have been diving in Cozumel for 14 yrs now, & have spent many trips at the Barracuda. This was my 1st trip back since Hurricane Wilma hit . The Barracuda was rebuilt and a pool was built in the center of where the beach/yard was. Unfortunately the pool & bar area is a public bar now & that has caused a lot of changes. I cannot say enough GOOD things about the staff at the Barracuda. They have always been friendly whether its questions about local events or asking for a morning "wake up knock" ( who needs phones ? ). By my 2nd night there the night staff greeted us by name & knew our room number. The Barracuda still has great access to the ocean for shore diving, Dive Paradise shop on site, and great location close to town or to the Chedrui. The air conditioners work great as does the ceiling fans. Bath always had plenty of hot water when needed. The new bar was the only problem. It is run by the No Name Bar people . They used to be south of town at the cruise ship pier & catered to the cruise ship crews. Thats still their basic client base, along with anyone else who happens to walk down the street & wants to walk into the pool/bar area. There is public access to the pool from the street which keeps the area packed all day & makes the area right outside your rooms loud & noisy all day long. There is LOUD music & screaming & carrying on from mid-morning until night. Most nights it went until 10 or 11pm, and later. This might be fine if you had come to "party" in Cozumel, but most people who stay at the Barracuda used to be scuba divers with 6am wake up calls for diving in the morning. We had one of the 2 rooms on the lower beachfront which used to be the best locations on the property. Alas, no more. Not only were there tables with people about 5 feet from our door, but we came in one afternoon to find that OUR personal lounge chairs had been taken off of our patio & drug down to the public seating. So we couldnt even sit outside & enjoy the ocean. There was no question at all about leaving anything outside on your porch/balcony to dry anymore. And while I realize that here in the U.S. you cant leave stuff outside without expecting it to be taken - people who have come to the Barracuda for years had really been used to being able to do that ! Now you have to take everything inside & share your shower with your gear all day/night long and of course your gear never dries out between dives. One diver who had an upstairs room told me of having a wetsuit stolen off the balcony. Another diver told me that he & his wife were sitting on the far beach area - away from the pool, enjoying the view between our morning dive & awaiting the afternoon boat pickup, when a waitress came over & demanded that he order $10 worth of drinks/food or leave the table. This man was a seasoned Coz traveler & refused, telling her that he had already spent enough money staying at the hotel & with DP that he quite rightfully believed he had the right to sit at the table for an hour. Another couple STAYING AT the hotel told us that they couldnt even get a lounger on the beach for all the 'public people' there & complained to the hotel about it.
There were several return customers there, like myself, who were shaking their heads & missing "the old Barracuda" .
Would I ever stay there again ? Maybe . Probably. I still like the quaint Barracuda, the staff, & the location. But I would certainly ask for an upper story room on the north end of the building - as far away from the pool I could get.
If you want to come & just soak up sun & sand, and drink & party & meet lots of people, this could be the hotel for you too.
But if you want a quiet, basic, dive hotel, the old Barracuda is no more. Its is something to consider.