We spent one week at the Grand Mayan (Feb 9 to 16).
Our group consisted of my wife and I and our 2 sons (ages 4 and 5). I exhaustively read the reviews here before booking our trip (a timeshare exchange through RCI) and am finally getting around to returning the favor. As I scoured many reviews looking for info that would help me determine if we'd be happy here with the kids I'll try to provide some helpful info in that area.
Summary:
Yes, this place is really huge. Yes, in general I think you'd be happier in a low # building (7 or lower) than the more distant buildings 8 to 12...but unless you're physically challenged or just a bitter person you ought to be happy anywhere in this place. We were in building 11 and had a great time. We walked about half the time...took the shuttle the other half (we didn't wait, just took it if was there or passed us on the way and walked if it didn't). Our boys liked to walk past the crocodiles and flamingos anyway.
Yes, the ocean is useless here, hard to understand exactly why from reading the reviews, but trust me, you won't be going in the water (and neither will your kids). You can, however, enjoy the sand and the kids can build sandcastles at waters edge...and that covers about 90% of what we do at the beach as a family anyway. You can walk about 20 minutes up or down the beach and find a beach with accessible ocean. We did this once (going left as you face the ocean...but were told it was the same the other way too) and didn't feel the need to do it again. Or, go to Playa for a beautiful beach. The swimming pools are so awesome, this barely bothered us at all.
The place is IMMACULATE, the service is far above par and the food/drinks were good to very good and reasonable priced for a resort.
If it had a swimming beach and weren't quite so big, I'd have given it a 5 star rating...as it is, those things make it 4 star.
Accommodations:
We had one of the 2 bedroom suites (Grand Master?) and if there is one area I felt the reviews under-complimented it was the room. The room was absolutely awesome. Huge. Clean. Modern. 2 master suites with 5 piece baths...and huge. It was so nice to be able to get away from the kids (was that my outside voice?) in the suite, put them in their room with a movie and sit on the patio or take a jacuzzi bath or whatever. Nice, nice, nice. Huge couches that I could actually lay/sleep on (I'm 6'4") or the boys could lay foot to foot and fall asleep while watching a movie. Great balcony. Never used the dipping pool...but it looked cool sitting there. Beds were firm and wonderful.
Plenty useful kitchen (I've seen reviews lamenting the lack of mixing bowls and whatnot...who is plannig to bake a cake in mexico anyway? Everything you need to prepare and eat basic food is there). If you don't want to clean the dishes, leave them! I think the maid charges $10/day to clean your dishes...fair price if you just don't want to deal with it on vacation but do want to make eggs and toast for breakfast so you don't have to hassle with getting the kids out of the place and to the restaurant for breakfast. The half size refrigerator is plenty big for some milk, soda, beer, fruit, leftover pizza, and whatever other grub you might want.
Flat Screen TV's were great. We brought a portable DVD player and though we felt like that was kind of weak to do so when we left the states it proved to be an absolute lifesaver. When we came back for naps in the afternoons after a day at the pool we just threw in a DVD and the kids were asleep in 5 minutes. That hour or two in the afternoon makes or breaks the vacation for the parents. Bring a DVD player and your 20 favorite DVD's and don't feel guilty about it. TV is not great...and I can't stand another minute of 'Spongebob Squarepants' in english...I feared I might shoot myself if I had to watch it in espanol.
Maid service was excellent. We put out the 'please clean room' (or whatever) sign when we left in the mornings and left $5 for the maid each day and the place was spotless and perfect everyday when we got back.
Common areas:
For us, this pretty much meant the pool and poolside restaurant (Balche).
We never used the Grand Mayan private pool...just walked past it on our way to the much larger/cooler Main pool (shared with the mayan palace). It's the coolest pool I've ever seen. It's huge and has swim up bars and palapas and coconut trees and all the things I needed for my soul when I left the snow and headed to mexico in February. We spent 4 entire days at the pool and it was awesome. The food and drinks seemed very reasonably priced for poolside service ($3ish for beer, $9 for a burger, etc) and the food was generally really good. I would especially recommend the guacamole...for about $5 it's a heaping monster sized pile of excellent guac. We ate it every single day (at the pool or in the room). 2 for 1 drink of the day always made me happy.
There is a kids club of some nature...a couple of 'centers' for the kids to play in at the pool. Can't say that I ever saw any of the parents putting their kids in kids club though...the pool seemed to be kids club.
Room service was excellent and quick and generally reasonable. THe pizza is worthwhile, the mixed mexican dinner sampler plate (can't remember the exact name but you'll recognize it on the room service menu) is more than worth the price and fed the whole family dinner one night.
The food at Balche was good, the poolside food comes from there and we ate dinner there 2 nights...always got a seat right away. Casual but nice, good food, reasonable prices. Definitely OK with the kids and for the kids. Couldn't stand the wait for havana moon (it was always at least 45 minutes for dinner...an absolute killer with kids), didn't want to do the fancy place (tramonto) and aren't big on buffets.
We used the on site deli/grocery for some pastries, bottled water, etc. Handy but expensive (as expected).
Otherwise, we didn't use the rest of the facilites at all (golf, spa, etc)
General Area and getting around:
We rented a car (online ahead of time...was only like $160 at booking time but the insurance, as mentioned in these reviews, adds about $25/day) and if you've got kids, I can't imagine any other way. No way in hades I'm loading the family up and going out to the main road (almost a highway) to wait roadside for a bus to go anywhere. We had some sort of Nissan sentra knock-off car. It was fine, clean, reasonably new and the A/C blew cold. THere is only one road that goes up and down the peninsula on this side...so you can't possible get lost. North takes you to cancun, south to Playa...and that's it. Driving is easy...don't worry about it. People who've commented that the drivers are crazy and the driving is hard must be old or incompetent...or both. We used the car every day but one to either go to cancun, playa or on daytrips. With the kids, being able to leave when they get tired is paramount to having fun...taking a group tour bus means waiting to leave when the schedule says...and that can be a problem if your 4 year old is ready to sleep.
We went to Chichen-Itza, which was awesome for my wife and I but boring for the kids (they toughed it out pretty well).
If I can make one recommendation to those with kids, go to Xel Ha at least one day...maybe 2. It's amazing...basically a huge (several thousand acres) natural eco water park. I think it cost something like $200 for the whole family for the day and that was the 'all inclusive' price...which meant you could eat/drink at any of the restaurants and bars on the property (there are plenty) any time you wanted. In my world, nothing quite like 45 minutes on the lazy river inner tube, followed by an umbrella drink, followed by snorkeling, followed by an umbrella drink, followed by a 20 minute snooze in an honest to god hammock between 2 palm trees. Heaven. We were there from about 10am to 5pm and had an absolute blast. Lazy river tubing (natural river, not man made), jumping off rock cliffs, snorkeling, swim with dolphins, etc. etc. Very cool and very worth it. There is another similar place called Xcaret and I talked with a few other familes at the Mayan pool who had gone there and reported loving it similarly.
Playa is a cool little town. The 5th avenue shopping/restaurant street is worth a visit or two for dinner and trinket buying.
When you want to grocery shop, definitely Mega vs. WalMart. We did WalMart 1st because it's WalMart right? Yikes, WalMart is a dump. Mega is like an american grocery store. Don't be afraid, do Mega.
Pharmacias: If your kids (or you) get sick, go to any pharmacia. They dispense antibiotics over the counter. Cheap.
One warning in general...always carry plenty of cash with you when you're going out for the day. Lots of places don't take credit cards...including many gas stations, toll booths, etc. Don't get stuck.
That's it. Have fun, you're on vacation!
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