On arrival we were greeted with a friendly smile and an old musty smell ... a bit like my grandad's old wardrobe. Clashing wallpaper and carpets throughout, but hey, everyone to their own. There is no working lift in this hotel, so you could well be on your knees by the time you reach the top floor.
The room we were given could not have been worse if they tried. It was dusty, and there was a large "deposit" waiting for us in the toilet which took two flushes to get rid of. The shower curtain had a hole in it and you had to run the tap on the bedroom sink to get the shower to work. The wardrobe was falling apart and the beds were as comfortable as lying in a coffin. There were punch marks on the walls. As for the tea/coffee making facilities... it would probably be safer to drink from the toilet. The heating controls seemed to be broken and the room resembled a sauna. The only positive was that the bed sheets were clean.
Breakfast was the only good thing about this hotel and the staff were friendly.
If you are crude, vulgar and/or toothless .. this hotel could be the one for you.



