This is for tripadvisor HQW! I paid £180 to stay here and that was for a bog standard room on valentines last year!! when we got there the door was wide open and the bed wasnt made!? my guess is the cleaner jacked in her job realising its impossilbe to get the dump nearly clean! i complained and got upgraded to the room you described "delux" or whatever they call it! Your description was spot on...run down, old badly run, dump, only butlins at bognor regis is worse. Believe me DO NOT GO HERE!

This is good value, £60 ish B&B
My room was well decorated and had a smart bathroom, but the room was cold. No heated towel rail either. Fortunately there was an extra blanket in the wardrobe, but when a colleague questioned the temp. she was told that the heating wasn't on yet! 17th Oct....
Bar food was good and inexpensive, big Tv in the lounge if you like football. Breakfast fine- but dining room could have been arranged better - cereals miles away from the fruitjuice table, odd.
Fine for a night or two or on business, but no longer.
Convenient to visit places in the area such as the BBMF.

Gosh... where do I start? I could rant on and on and on... but I'll try not to. Arrived 5 minutes prior to check in time so the receptionist was not happy and had to phone to see if our room would be ready! Booked a deluxe room, number 103. Blimey! We just sat on the bed and laughed! Dirty, dreary, fusty smelling with an awful bathroom, TV on the blink, so were the dirty taps and mildewy shower head, cigarette burns all over the carpet the list is endless. Reminded my husband of a 1960's boarding house bedroom. And a bad one at that.
The whole hotel is the same. They just cannot charge the prices they do. £110 per night for our room. Absolutely scandalous. Please, please before you book, think twice. If anyone has stayed in this room, I would love to know what they think.

I’d forgotten hotels like this existed. Shabby, tired and gloomy – and that was just the public areas. Our room had worn-out furniture, cracked and crumbling window frames (as another reviewer noted), a tiny bathroom with faded lino on the floor. In short, the place needs a major rehaul. What was truly shocking (apart from the price - £85) was that it was full. Given the number of golfers around and the fact that there’s almost no competition locally (The Petwood is far better, but more expensive), the Golf is one of those dreadful hotels that limps on and on, never improving, never getting so abysmally bad that no-one will stay there, just continuing to make money for its owners who clearly see no point in channelling any of it back into the hotel. The one positive thought we took away was that there was a time, and not that long ago, when most provincial hotels in the UK were like this one. Times have changed, thank God.