Where do you start with a place like this?
First of all, the rooms are the smallest ever - basically a box room with a single bed. They look like they last saw a lick of paint somewhere in the mid 1970s. Paint was peeling off the ceiling and the general decor was utterly depressing. Dark and dingy.
Same story with all the corridors and doors. All very old and tired, flaking paint, stains, scuff marks, mud marks. Appalling and disgusting.
What do the cleaners actually clean in the rooms? It is without a shadow of any doubt, the dirtiest, grubbiest place I have ever stayed in.
The skirting boards don't look like they've ever seen a duster - an epic level of dust had formed! Really, the cleanliness in the hotel is absolutely SHAMEFUL.
The 'white' uPVC windows were covered in black finger prints - are the cleaners blind or just plain lazy!?
The shower curtain was absolutely filthy. I'd bet money that it was over 10 years old. I'm sure it was white at some point!
After realising how scruffy the place was, there was no way I was taking a chance on the food here! The thought of actually consuming food in this establishment made my stomach turn!
The shower I had to twist the tap with all my strength to turn it on. When I'd eventually done this, the water was always freezing no matter what I did. Turning the thing off was a similar fiasco - just twist it with all your strength.
The bathroom was TINY! Had rust in a number of places.
My cold water tap regularly dispensed HOT WATER! By the way, you don't need a plug for the sink in room 5. This is because it drains so slowly. I actually thought it was blocked!
2 light bulbs were out when i arrived.
Only 2 coat hangers were supplied in the room. When I requested more, the receptionist brought me ONE MORE!!
Mid morning, when i was getting ready for work, the bathroom light stopped working.
No SKY TV - this really is the hotel that time forgot!
It really is time that this place is exposed. I'm seriously thinking about complaining to the local authorities








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