Blanes Court describes itself as a "Luxury Guest House" which is an absolute joke. I booked this hotel over the phone on the recommendation of the Guildford Tourist Office. I was told, when I called, that the rooms were large and breakfasts excellent. I was told that smoke salmon is served for breakfast. It turned out all that was a lie and breakfast consisted of reheated but cold food on a small greasy plate. No sign of any salmon. The room was so small that I could touch both walls without leaving the very small single bed and I could change the TV channels with my feet. The building was cold throughout and the owner proudly told me that he liked American guests that didn't mind cold winters because he likes to save on the heating! Oh yes, watch out for the warm cans of beer served in the laughable bar at £3 each which was an absolute rip off. There is a brochure for this hotel and the photographs are lovely but the pictures are clearly of another building.










