i knew things weren't going to be great when we had to fight our way through five men smoking on the hotel steps just to get in the place. The receptionist was quite friendly, just the right side of slightly disinterested to get away with it. A "hope it's a nice room" comment from my husband was met with an almost Stepford wife reply of "I like it" from her before she'd even input our details into the PC. As we traipsed up several flights of stairs on the threadbare carpet and onto a corridor, the formica hotel doors and the bits of wallpaper missing from the walls confirmed my suspicions before we'd even put the key in the door.
And there it was...hell.
Possible the thinnest mattress I'd ever seen but as I found out between 12 and 4 in the morning not as thin as the walls appeared to be.
The bathroom was big and ever so 1970's..though not retro 1970's...just the real deal. An old bath, a manky shower curtain, old worn but clean bath towels and a cheap as chips plastic toilet seat. The bright orange ??? pine furniture adorning the room had that marvellous feature where each time you open a drawer only one side deigns to come out at a time, resulting in the whole thing rocking backwards and forwards like a weeble. The curtains had added appeal in that when you tried to shut them they slid along to the middle leaving the opposite ends of the window exposed, the securing curtain hooks long since broken/stolen/never bothered to be fastened on(delete as you see fit) in the first place.
The acoustics in the hotel however were second to none. As I lay in my bed at midnight, I took a trip down memory lane as I recalled with fondness all those old wedding hits that DJ's seem to feel are mandatory to play.."Karma Chameloen", "Love Is All Around Us", "Oops Upside Your Head" and "I Just Called To Say I Love You". I even felt a little emotional as the DJ toasted the bride and groom (Sharon and Kyle or Leanne and Mike or some such) one last time before they retired to their honeymoon love nest for the night. The fact that I was two floors up away from where the wedding was held seemed impressive to even a lay person like me who knows nothing about how sound travels. So, I'll end on a positive, thank you Danum for providing me with a great evening's entertainment and even though I obviously missed out on the buffet (sausage rolls, pork pies and egg mayo sarnies I'm thinking) I'll raise a toast one more time to the lucky bride and groom and wish them well.
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
No way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young Singles, An Amazing Honeymoon, Girlfriend getaway, pet owners, Families with Small Children, Families with Teenagers, tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young Singles, An Amazing Honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older Travellers, Great pool scene, pet owners, Families with Small Children, Families with Teenagers, tourists
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