Presumably we had the best room in the hotel - the "Bridal Suite'. Perhaps this was a typo and maybe they meant 'Bridle Suite' but really you wouldn't put a horse in there. The room was tiny, basically a bed (nice enough in itself) and a dressing table. Not even a wardrobe, just a hanging rail with a curtain in front of it. There was a minibar but it was completely empty. The bath had jacuzzi jets but also the world's most ineffectual shower. The room had no sitting area so I'm not sure why they call it a suite.
We shrugged and felt we could see the funny side of the pretension, after all we were only booked in for two nights. However, when we were still awake at 3am due to the combined noise from the nightclub next door and the laughter from the bar directly beneath us, there was no funny side to see.
When we checked out early there was no attempt to make us pay for the second night, to the credit of the staff.
On the plus side we had an excellent bar meal, all staff were pleasant and breakfast was well above average for this type of hotel. Call me old-fashioned if you must but I think that a good night's sleep is the most important thing for a hotel to deliver and so we could never return.