The website looks great and this hotel had been recommended by friends, but a two-night stay here fell woefully short of our expectations.
The good points are that breakfast is more than acceptable and is served in the bistro, which with the adjoining conservatory does indeed lead you to think that you are in a boutique hotel. Indeed the words 'boutique hotel' are stamped on everything, just in case you are tempted to think you are in nothing more than a country inn with pretensions to such a hotel.
The truth is that beyond the ground floor are the twisting, uneven corridors, lined with grim engravings cheaply framed and ghastly Victorian daubs you'd expect in the former and the utter absence of any of the flair and impact you'd require in the latter. Our room at £135/night included the good breakfast, but also a collection of tired old furniture, cracked window pane, stained carpet and grotty bathroom with a pathetic dribble of a shower. There's shabby chic ...
Dinner in the seafood restaurant was laughably poor - insipid scallops, an overcooked piece of halibut on crushed potatoes with an indeterminate sauce of orange hue and a car-crash of a bouillabaisse - a mean puddle of gritty broth that looked as though it had come from a posh jar of lobster bisque garnished with a chewy langoustine and a couple of chunks of mystery fish. 'Garden' peas had been artfully cooked to resemble the frozen variety, all these treats washed down with an indifferent bottle of Albarino. I cannot recall having so little fun for £110. Whoever was cooking should eat at Bluebird on the way to the quay one night - we had the freshest imaginable seafood cooked simply and respectfully, for half the price.
Sorry, Stanwell House, but your product in this case was sorely overpriced. Perhaps other rooms offer good value, but our experience was anything but.








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