For a half-term family holiday with two young children, we found this place on a website. Our holiday was generally enjoyable, despite the indifferent late-October weather, but here are a few aspects of the visit which were less than optimal.
1. This is a summer hotel (and closes in early-November) on an island that's much more seasonal than one might expect. There may be four pools, but as they are all outdoor we didn't, given the weather, get to swim once.
2. If you book without seeing the full tariff you may not realise that 250 Euros a room standard tariff at this time of year is in fact a 'bargain' rate for a standard seaview room – the same room in Jul/Aug would set you back no less than 500 Euros a night!
But all the extras are still priced as if this were a 500 Euro/night hotel. Dinner in the restaurant proper starts at 80 Euros, and the degustation menu is 150 Euros. Not at all suitable for a family, especially at it apparently beyond the abiliities of the chef of the 2-star Michelin restaurant to prepare (with notice) any sort of children’s meal at all. We never, therefore, got to check out the restaurant.
3. But can't you eat in the Bistro? Well, yes, but that offers (in low season) a risibly short and unchanging menu, on which main courses are typically 30-40 Euros. Wine, at around 40 Euros a bottle and up, is almost ten times the cost of drinking it by the pichet in the local restaurants! And even here, children are treated with little consideration. Chicken nuggets ’n’ chips? No imagination at all, and that'll be 30 Euros, with not so much as a piece of parsley to adorn the plate!
4. On an eco-note, the hotel also seems to have certain practices which seem rather old-fashioned and undesirable. The chambermaids should not leave all the lights on when they do the rooms at night. And all the sheets do not need changing daily. Even towels that are carefully hung up get changed. Grand hotels need not stand for waste on a grand scale.
5. Oh, but they do give you a bottle of mineral water on your arrival. With a little note that is is ‘offert par l'hôtel' – gee, you spend nearly 4000 Euros on a week's hol, and they give you a bottle of mineral water. Thanks.