I thought it was odd (until the recent review from the English writer) that the Kon Tiki, a fixture in Islamorada for over 30 years, had never been reviewed in Trip Advisor. Having given up on Cheeca forever, I checked out Kon Tiki's website...which looked so good, I booked a double for a bit over $200.00 a night.
The website designer should be given an award for his or her ability to make a scuzzy, shabby, down at the heels dump look so inviting.
Our stay lasted about eight minutes in which time I called the Islander Resort (using the filthy, falling apart phone in the room), and thankfully was able to book a room.
We gladly returned the key to the receptionist who sat in a tiny, run-down shack I guess you'd call the front office. She coolly informed us that we would be charged 2 bills and change for the one night---which I was almost happy to pay rather than suffer a single night there and went on to the Islander which was excellent.
I guess I should have known. When making the reservation by phone I asked if there was an ice machine near the room. The manager replied, "no, but we'll sell you a bag"
(at 200plus a night(!)
Yes, there is a thing called the "Keys feeling", and a lot of places in Islamorada have it. But grunginess is not what it means. On the depression index for hotels, this place rates a 10.
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