We booked this vacation for January 13-21 back in August, based on the sparkling online reviews, gorgeous photos, and value compared to other nearby resorts ($1,500 each for 8 days, including air, taxes and shuttle van). I have to say; the handful of extremely negative reviews posted early in January got us a little worried. But I was relieved to find out that they were just a bunch of hot air.
I'd like to respond to a few things that others like to complain about first. There have been complaints that "no one speaks English." First of all, you're in MEXICO. Last time I checked, it was not annexed by the United States and Spanish is still the official language. Secondly, they DO speak English. Everyone whose job is to interact directly with guests speak good to excellent English. I had no problem whatsoever communicating with servers, front desk staff, and bartenders. And if you need to say something to a maid, or the woman cooking crepes, it wouldn't kill you to learn a few words. Keep it simple and they get the gist. It's embarrassing that some people still perpetuate the "ugly American" stereotype by rudely expecting everyone to speak their language.
Secondly, people complain about walking. This is a gorgeous, sprawling eco-resort. Why wouldn't you want to walk? We only rode the train once, for about two minutes when we were lost on our second day. People, it only takes 15 minutes to walk from one end of the resort to the other. It's no wonder there is an obesity epidemic in the U.S. I'm willing to guess that the majority of complainers are overweight and would prefer to be carted about in a wheelbarrow between the dining rooms and the bars. Walking is good for you. Even if you're elderly, it's not too late to benefit from exercise, strengthen your bones and live longer. For those who are handicapped, and do not have the patience to wait for the trains, then perhaps this resort is not a good match. However, if you book far enough in advance you might be able to request a first floor room in Cabins 1 or 2, which are very close to the reception area, bars, dining rooms and pools.
I suppose some people expect for there to be an entire party waiting to greet them when they check in. The staff was always friendly and polite. I think the key is to remind yourself that you're on vacation. If not everything goes perfect, lighten up and smile, you're not at work! And the people who are working for your comfort will respond to your good vibes. There was one snafu in that we failed to book a king size bed, and so we got a room with two doubles. It was our fault and they were booked up, so we just shared a double bed. No big deal.
Food
The food was good to very good. Keep in mind that they're feeding over 2,000 people. It's not going to be gourmet. However, we had no complaints about the wide variety of juices, fresh fruits and vegetables, cereals, yogurts and much more. If one thing doesn't meet your standard, like some pineapple that's not quite ripe, there are twenty other options. They made omelettes to order, and there were even bottles of champaign open to mix with the juices. Nice touch. Lunch was served near the pool, with outdoor seating. There were always different kinds of pasta with different options of sauces made to order, and fish (usually salmon, grouper and mahi mahi, grilled with olive oil, seasonings and lime juice). Plenty of good healthy options. And there was always pizza, fries, burgers and hot dogs for the rest, ha ha. Dinner featured a different theme every night, and again, no complaints. If I didn't like something, I go get something else. One thing I would suggest they add is to make hot sauces and chili sauces more available, since they're a little tame on the spices so as to not frighten the Americans, heh. We booked three nights for a la carte restaurants no problem at all, no wait. The Japanese was no match for our favorite sushi places in Chicago, but it was still great, with a showoffy chef who had an elaborate routine of flipping and juggling utensils and food. The Brazilian place was no Fogo de Chao, but it was still very good. Meat lovers will love it. Try the Caiphirinha, made with cachaca, Brazilian liquor made from sugar cane. The Mediterranean was my least favorite, but I still left full. Overall the food was better than that of Riu in Negril, Jamaica, a five star resort. It wasn't quite as good as the food we had on two Norwegian cruises.
Beach
The beach is gorgeous. Staff was great about raking up seaweed every morning. Those who complained about rocks obviously didn't bother to explore the whole beach. The whole southern end, stretching nearly 300 meters, was completely, perfectly sandy. From that end I could see El Dorado Seaside Suites, point and laugh at them because they're paying 50% more for a supposed 5 star resort. The water is much clearer than it was in Negril, but not as nice as Grand Cayman. I snorkeled only one day. The rest of the days, the water was just too rough, with red flags indicating the water is "dangerous." I don't know if it's a seasonal thing, and if the wind and waves calm down later in the year or not, but obviously the resort can't do anything about that! I imagine the large waves push the rocks in, and they aren't able to clear them near the shore of the entire half mile long beach. But if you wear water shoes, you can get to the sand again about 20 feet in. Additionally, there were empty beach chairs all along the whole beach. The resort was booked to capacity yet we had no problem finding places to sit, both in the shade and in the sun. I don't understand how people can complain otherwise.
Pools
I've never seen a resort with so many pools, winding around everywhere. They were nice and deep (over 5' I believe), slightly cooler than the ocean, but fresh water. Colonial and Kantenah share the same pools, and for a change of pace you can go over to the White Sands/Riviera side, which also features more winding lagoons with many bridges. Pretty amazing. There's also an adult pool and a salt water pool right next to the ocean on the northern end.
Renova Health Club & Spa
Renova hasn't gotten enough acclaim. This place is awesome. From the gorgeous architecture, with its columns and open air lobby, to the curved, all-glass walls of the fitness center facing the jungle, to the brand new, state of the art workout machines, to the plentiful water coolers and fresh pitchers of tea and green drink full of healthy stuff (which didn't taste too bad), to the outdoor pool with whirlpools and the snaking waterway that connects to the spa. It was so amazing to cool off after a workout in the pool, float on my back, winding my way to the spa, and finding myself in this amazing room with hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, and a large, circular whirlpool with about twenty mini waterfalls set up so you can sit under them to massage your neck, shoulders and back. Look up and there's a circular opening in the ceiling where you can see the stars (we'd work out usually at dusk, around 5:30). It's truly magical. Thrown in a Swedish or Shiatsu massage ($77 to $99), and it's almost paradise.
Critters
It seems not many people appreciate the amazing ecosystem. The resort is teeming with wildlife, making it unique from all the others I researched in the Riviera. There are signs everywhere, identifying the various species and plants. We had many iguana and lizard spottings, fish, cranes, and of course the lovely pink flamingoes. We watched them feed the crocodiles (every Tuesday at 1 PM), but failed to spot any monkeys, wild boars or turtles. There is also a family of feral jungle kitties. Well, maybe not so wild. They hang out in the grass by one of the wooden bridges near the dining rooms mainly every evening, waiting for scraps. We saw five total, and heard a black one was spotted in the woods. A big orange tabby seems to be the patriarch (Big Daddy O), and we named the others Mama Kitty, Bologna, Salami and Scrappy (seem to be around 7 months old), since they love cold cuts. Scrappy had some nasty injuries around its neck. I'm not sure what it got in a scrap with, but we were worried. The cats are friendly and can be petted. If you don't like cats, don't bother them and they won't bother you. They stick to one area, and if it's apparent you don't have food, they'll walk away after a bit. We saw people putting out stuff like bananas and potatoes. Cats don’t eat that! They like the cold cuts (but no ham, it's bad for them), salmon and other leftover fish, and yogurt. It would be nice to hear reports from future reviewers on how they're doing. The cats are part of the eco system, and capable of hunting. However, it's dangerous out there, and the young ones' survival rate would increase if they didn't have to compete with the other critters like the weasels.
Overall, this was our best vacation yet. One last thought, I was surprised how I didn't get a single bug bite. How is that possible? It's truly a charmed place.
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