It's my girlfriend's Birthday!...she's Brazilian, so I think a South American restaurant would be very apt. We'd just arrived in Ryde and I was onto a winner!....
We turn up and order some beers, and are seated within minutes. We order two starters - Calamari and I dunnno...something with cheese - I don't remember!
But what I DO remember was that we waited just under 30 mins for our starter, and I was downing beer to try and ignore the fact that my missus was looking upset.
The starters arrive, and we finish these in minutes, and order some more drinks. Our 2 year old son was getting restless, so we decide to ask for our main to be delivered in a doggy bag. The staff agree, and about 30 mins and two pints of lager later...it arrives. Just in time, we're getting angry stares from the adjacent table of single people.
We go back to our hotel, and open up our food..........AHH!....disaster!
My Fahitas consist of a crushed and cold mixture of Guacamole and grated cheddar (very Mexican!)...and a couple of wrinkly old tomatoes.
But, to finish this negative review....I have to tell you about the 'icing on the cake'.
My girlfriend's 'Mixed Grill' consisted of....Cumberland Sausages (not Mexican)....bits of shrivelled Beef (not Mexican)...and wait for it.......CHIPS!!!!!!!
Now, I have a message for 'Dos Amigos'....and that's "Ciera La Porta".....your food is as South American as I am! Luckily my girlfriend was forgiving, and I salvaged my Browny Points the following day with a fantastic Italian just down the road!
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