Bed and Breakfast for me means being invited into someone's house, being made to feel like a guest. This wasn't the case here.

First the guest bedrooms are literally locked off from the rest of the house. The garden was off-limits. The room was clean and tidy but without charm or frills.

Breakfast was a joke - cold cereal, a small, stale, store-bought muffin and a slice of unripe melon. I was the only one at the table, I suspect the other guests (if there were any) had more sense and ate breakfast at a restaurant.

Very mediocre overall, and I definitely wouldn't go back