cwe just came back from staying a at the costa calleta it was very clean rooms we had all inclusive food was okay very strict not alowed to take anything out of dining room manager always telling guests off if they tried no sunbeds free after ten all taken w ith towells now we dont drink alchol but drink coffe cold drinks you can stand at the one small bar where there is one girl eearvigs she is in and out of the kitchen cooking i was so fed up of waiting we bought from supermarket all the guests we spoke to said they could wait up to 45minuites to get searved coffee machine runs out constantly we did tell thomas cook rep and he watched and agreed somthing needs to be done as it is not the busy season yet so god help any guests then i love the island of fuert and will be going back we always stay all inc every h oliday but have never experianced anything like the costa calleta if you enjoy a drink god help all

hotel is spotless and cosmetically a lovely place to relax, the pool area is lovely and not too busy, we always got a sunbed.
however.......... the food was average - good, ( had worse ), but the service for refreshments was absolutely diabolical !!! not the staffs fault, the manager has one girl running around serving drink and having to cook as well, during the day, for the whole hotel !!! One girl even broke down crying with all the pressure and guests shouting at her, it was a shame.
For this reason, I would not recommend the hotel. it defeats the purpose of going all inclusive when you cant even get served in the first place.
Entertainment at night was virtually non existant and the background music was crap.
Theres not much around and about, a few bars and shops , the usual, once you'd been once that was it.....
The day out at oasis park on the island is highly recommended, it was fab ! however I recommend hiring a car to go with friends or as a family, because the tour operators are charging a fortune to get in etc, We spent the whole day there and the restaurants were very reasonable for food n drink.

I stayed in the hotel end of march for 7 days.
The hotel is only 7 miles from the airport (one way taxi £12) and very close to the flight path (you can read the names on the plane's)
Hotel is located 10 min walk from sandy beach , 2 mins from rocky coast and very close to restaurants and shops.
Hotel - is very clean and has a modern feel to it.
Reception - staff are very pleasant and english speaking also 24hr.
Rooms - very clean and bright with tv (charged daily) sheets changed once in the week and towels changed daliy .
The pool bar - is slow one person serving between two bars also doing food so you do have to wait (no wonder the girl serving looks un happy with all that work)
The night bar - service is good but can be busy just before and after the kids mini disco,entertainment ls poor.
Restaurant - is clean with all inclusive at back and buffet service HB at front with table service.
Food - breakfast is good but lunch and evening meals cold and not great choice (Pizza is good ) would recomend going B&B.
Pools- one heated one cold very clean but small amount of sunbeds but they do have mats and the sunbeds by 9am have been reserved with towels (sorry to say the Brits being the worst for this)
Roof top - roof top has sunbeds with mats, 2 jacuzzi's, small pool , kids pool and bar (but it was closed) can be very windy up there also has crazy golf
overall enjoyed my stay here Costa caleta its self I found a very quiet place so if your after a chilled holiday its ideal.

Just returned from a really relaxing stay at the Costa Caleta Hotel. We booked on a B & B basis & found the breakfasts to be of an acceptable standard & had a good choice from cereals, cold meats & cheeses to traditional style cooked. I cant say we had any problems with the cooked food being too cold.
Staff on reception were courteous & helpful.
The hotel was very clean at all times.
As we dont really enjoy the cattle market style of sunbathing - ie all the beds practically touching next to each other, to be able to use the rooftop sunbathing area was great as it was quiet, spacious & never busy. (To cool off there are 2 jacuzzis & a small pool on the roof, although the water in them is pretty cold!)
There did appear to be nightly entertainment in the hotel but this was geared towards families with children or older couples. We are a couple in our 30s, so it wasnt to our taste, however we went to restaurants each night & spent lazy evenings lingering over good food & drink.
There a a few decent restaurants that arent "too English" although if thats your thing, there are plenty of English style bars serving Steak pie & chips, Roast Dinners etc.
The restaurants we would recommend are Nestors which is at the side of the Hotel Caleta Gardens - its got a slightly Caribbean feel to it, & the chefs recommendations are spot on. Fado Rock do good steaks as does La Fuente, & El Patio has a good selection of pretty much everything, Styraki is a small Greek restaurant also in the same area & food was very nice there - all the restaurants are within about 600 yards of each other aswell!
The resort itself is very clean & quite compact & easy to get around.
Feeding the chipmunks on the cliffs on the coastal road was good fun aswell - they seem to prefer pistachio nuts to anything else - ie peanuts or biscuits !
The only very slight negative - & we think this may be more of a problem during the summer months when it gets busier, are the annoying people trying to sell timeshare - but in a very underhand way! They give you a couple of scratchcards - one of which will reveal you have won a teeshirt, whilst surprise surprise with the other you have won the star prize of either €600, a camcorder or a holiday ! They then try to say that if you go with them "to a nearby hotel to claim your prize" that they have also won a €100 bonus - thats just them trying to make you feel guilty when you say you dont want to go with them to a hotel for "a 90 minute chat"!! Oh & they mention thaht you need a Visa card to claim your prize - how dodgy !
Caleta de Fuste is a great place for a relaxing, chilled out holiday.