We stayed on a late deal at the end of May till early June.
Flight was fine, transfer to this hotel took about 10 mins, it was great.
We heard the reception was slow, so as we got off the coach my girlfriend made to the reception with all our passports while i sorted out getting the bags off the coach.
took about 10 mins even though we were at the front of the que.
The hotel lobby is quite spectacular, especially the smoke on the water fountain, very nice.
Room was great, it was a good size, swipe card door, walk into a living/extra bed area, with a kitchenette, hob, fridge, minimum equipment really but we didnt it.
Bedroom was a fair size, telly that had 3 or 4 english news channels, beds were standard hard, twin, with the old Camel Hair "duvet". Sliding patio door onto a normal sized balcony.
Room was neated up every afternoon, floor swept too, no problem with the cleanliness etc, never even saw a cockroach
Pool area, this is where is all starts to go wrong, firstly, what is with the Flintstones theme that runs throughout the hotel? I mean everybody over 20 knows about the Flintstones, but to kids nowadays it means nothing, its a 1970/80's cartoon. The theme is all over the pool area, and all over the restaurant and actually all over the hotel. Cheap plastic character statues that serve no purpose other than taking the mick out of.
There are 3 pools, the middle one being 1.1 metres deep, for the kids. All 3 pools are colder than a polar bears toenails, and dont get warmer no matter how long you stay in!
Kids entertainment was mind numblingly boring and repetitive, not that they minded. Stupid kids songs were on repeat throughout most of the day round the pool, until the kids organiser nipped off for a fag, then me or my girlfriend use to walk over to the speakers and turn them off, sometimes we got a round of applause from the other ppl round the pool for doing this. Giving us all 15 mins of peace.
The standard of guest in this hotel is not unlike what i would imagine Benidorm to be like now. It was full of Irish people, most of whom are lovely during the day, well actually until about 11am, after that they start drinking and drink until about 1am. Leaving their kids to run about the hotel, swear at each other, bully some of the nicer normal kids, they also hung about in gangs, 16/17 year olds in 4 or 5 man gangs round the vending machines would be considered slightly intimidating. Security didnt seem to want to know or care, or do anything at all, ever.
The Food, we were half board so we had breakfast every day and dinner most nights. Breakfast was the usual affair with a good choice of everything. Always good to get a fresh omlette made infront of you , or pancakes. Dinner was abit hit and miss, but there was always choice of 2 meats or 2 fish ready to be grilled infront of you. I imagine most people would be able to find something every night to be happy, even if your fussy. The staff worked very hard also.
If you have skipped through most of what ive written, please take this last sentence as the most important.
This is a family hotel, do not go if your in a couple, or your over the age of 35. about 80% of the population of the UK would class the guests that go here as chav scum.
To sum it up, this hotel is CHAVTASTIC!
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
Most likely
I recommend this hotel for:
Young Singles, People with disabilities, Great pool scene, Families with Small Children
I do not recommend this hotel for:
An Amazing Honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, Older Travellers, pet owners, Families with Teenagers, tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun