The Sexiest WC on Earth
The Sexiest WC on Earth
3.5
Points of Interest & Landmarks
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Monday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Tuesday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Wednesday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Thursday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Friday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Saturday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Sunday
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
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Can you even say you've been to Lisbon if you haven't entered THE SEXIEST WC ON EARTH?! Simultaneously a gallery, gift shop, and a place with creative music ambiance, design and art is combined to offer a unique atmosphere of comfort, joy and wellbeing. Begin your experience by selecting the colour of your toilet roll from the one-of-a-kind wall display, and discover for yourself just how sexy a WC can be.
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3.5 of 5 bubbles113 reviews
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Martiatuk
142 contributions
1.0 of 5 bubbles
Jun 2024 • Friends
Was asked for €4 to use the toilet .....unbelievable......what happened to spending a penny .....when you go into the entrance the man was not very friendly ....hang on and go else where
Written 4 June 2024
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CARLA T
1 contribution
2.0 of 5 bubbles
May 2023
Funnily enough, just before me a girl, I think of East-European origins, peed right on the floor.... I'm sure she was her who did it, because before her my GF went and it was all impeccable...
Written 29 June 2023
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Melanie B
Newbury, UK71 contributions
4.0 of 5 bubbles
Mar 2020 • Friends
Nice and clean and quirky. Not exactly the sexiest toilet but it’s pleasant enough and the coloured paper is cute.
Written 11 March 2020
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Sharron R
63 contributions
4.0 of 5 bubbles
Oct 2019 • Solo
It was quirky, clean and spacious.
Worth a euro for being handy at time of need.
Is it worth a special visit...probably not, but if you are in the area why not?

Written 8 October 2019
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Boyan P
64 contributions
3.0 of 5 bubbles
Oct 2019
Nothing very special. A lot of colors around, but not very comfortable. Strategic location by the way if you are really in need ;)
Written 6 October 2019
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Gdubtravels
Calgary, Canada8 contributions
2.0 of 5 bubbles
Sept 2019 • Solo
Its nothing special. Just go to the gelato place next door to the left and go upstairs. Just as Clean and it's free 1
Written 29 September 2019
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scugnizzo
Woodbridge, Canada314 contributions
4.0 of 5 bubbles
Sept 2019 • Couples
It was by fluke that I ended up in this washroom after visiting the Lisbon ocean front downtown. We were looking at going to Alfama and needed to use the washroom. I googled one that would be near me and found this. It is quite the conversation piece it cost you one Euro to get in but it’s like a mini museum and gift shop. There is so many different colors and even where you wash your hands in the central area is really different. Have a few drinks when you’re down in this area which will force you to go and visit. Definitely a must see.
Written 25 September 2019
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Cherryblossom777
Odense, Denmark27 contributions
3.0 of 5 bubbles
Apr 2019 • Family
The name of this place is exaggerated and they might know that. This place is located in Commerce Square, but you could pass by without notising it as it's not that attractive from outside. Inside, it's colourful but not sexy. The idea is funny and might be good for a topic of conversation as one of your memories from Lisobn.
Written 29 July 2019
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Trenton K
1 contribution
5.0 of 5 bubbles
Jun 2019 • Solo
Suddenly, the thick, bitter Portuguese espresso I had been greedily guzzling all morning strikes me without warning. In a bit of a frenzy, you can imagine, I pace around the statue, once, looking for a place that might offer relief. If you spent your life in suburban America, like me, you don’t know the panic am in: Europe is often quite illiberal with its restrooms, reserving them for domestic use and for those willing to pay for the privilege. Luckily, on the far corner of the historic square, tucked in, next to a state museum I spot a giant sign in English: “The Sexiest WC on Earth” it proclaims. In my state I have but one shot at success so I move towards this mysterious message, drawn like a ring-wraith to “WC”s magnetic pull. Deep in my guts I have some concerns about this place, but the other parts of my guts hold priority. I hobble through a Romanesque arch and, my God, there is a line. Sweat. Fear. Flashing photographs of muscle bound men for some reason. The gentle shaking of the Doomed. I hardly glance up as I grip my euro in my hand. I don’t really understand what this is or why this expansive space exists but the wall of multicolored toilet paper is enough of an assurance to my coffee addled mind that I am in a place of relief. Nearly straining something I place my sweaty money into the attractive attendants hand and pinch-walk towards the TP wall. Some friends are joking together, trying, in French, to decide which color to take on their fecal adventures. With a desperate and sweating shame I quickly roll a generous three turns of blue at my waist level and walk, like Cotton Hill, into one of the spacious single-occupant bathrooms. Things proceed very quickly, but to my relief I am quicker.
As the fear and the fettedness passed from me I glanced from my perch towards the door. I was greeted by a full length mirror covering the entire door and wall, at least twelve feet tall. I looked so small and sad and sweaty hunched over with my pants pushed to my feet. I looked desperate and sorry and profoundly vulnerable, the ridges of my spine poking through my tee shirt, as I hugged my knees, sitting in my moment of relief. In my line of sight also, a portrait of two beautiful people apparently in preparation to profoundly hump. In this moment of vulnerability, I longed for the familiar anonymity of an American gas station toilet, for a space where one is not forced to confront one's inadequacies, a place a person can look down their nose in justifiable disgust at the xenophobic graffiti adorning the gross bathroom walls. In an American public bathroom one can be assured of one's positive place in the world: I mean sure, I have to poo, but at least I don’t damage private property, at least I don’t leak out negativity from my inexplicably present permanent marker, I know how to flush, at least I can leave my disgustingness here where it belongs. The Sexiest WC on Earth made me feel small, made me confront the sweating insufficiency of my illiberal puritanical nature, made me wish that I could, like those french fellows, jovially enjoy the novelty of the bathroom, could relish the Freudian idea of mixing the fetishistic and the fecal, the lavatory with the lascivious. I hunched out after flushing the overambitious gob of blue toilet paper, flushing the wad in silent protest to Europe’s free-and-fun audacity, the infuriating openness required to create such a space. I then washed my hands in a large circular wash basin, avoiding eye contact with some giggling schoolchildren.
Written 18 July 2019
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ibylvblbl
92 contributions
3.0 of 5 bubbles
Jun 2019 • Family
It was an interesting wc to see. You pay 1 € for the toilet. Curiocity, colorful toilet papers and yellow taps make you to get in there
Written 7 June 2019
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