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Upchurch River Valley Golf Course

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Address: Oak Lane, Upchurch ME9 7AY, England
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+44 1634 360626
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07:00 - 21:00
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Sun - Sat 07:00 - 21:00

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Lunch

Popped in here on the off chance we could get lunch,well not a problem at all, arrived about 12 o clock and was plenty of seating to choose from,I had the pork belly with mustard... read more

Reviewed 13 February 2017
481frank
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Chatham, United Kingdom
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6 reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 2 helpful votes
Reviewed 2 days ago NEW via mobile

The 18 hole course is a great test and real fun The long 9 hole is great too Food is good but Parking is awful and needs sorting asap its poorly laid out and spaces are too small and not enough parking ever. The practice driving range is wrong in every way its - Expensive Short Poor practice mats Shocking... More 

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Thank rhyspound
Kent, United Kingdom
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3 reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 1 helpful vote
Reviewed 4 days ago NEW

We have been coming here for 20 years always reliable good bar food value for money. NOT ANY MORE! Change of menu which is fine price increase a lot! Ambience change NOT AT ALL. Wanted chips instead of wedges NO they will not swap anything! Had to order extra portion of chips. Roast dinner tasteless, veg hard. Really really disappointing,... More 

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Thank 547sallyw
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Reviewed 4 days ago NEW

if you want food that's passable this is the place to go! stuck in the 70's/80's with melon balls passing as the only vegetarian starter option! dry vegetables, ,roast potatoes suspiciously like aunt bessies! if you have a fine palate this is not the place for you! blue rinse brigade will probably enjoy.

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Thank Summer S
Chatham, United Kingdom
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23 reviews
9 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 7 helpful votes
Reviewed 10 March 2017 via mobile

Had breakfast here today. Some of the decor is a bit shabby but that aside staff are cherry and helpful Had two all day breakfasts, one came out with fried bread instead of bread and butter and they sorted it quickly, the bacon was crispy as requested and a good sausage too Only thing is I wanted to swap mushrooms... More 

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Thank SammyPickles
Sittingbourne, United Kingdom
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12 reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 10 helpful votes
Reviewed 6 March 2017

We went yesterday evening and had the worst meal we have ever had at the golf club. We had not been or a while but used to go once a month. The menu could not be changed eg if the menu said chips you had chips and could not have a jacket potato unless you paid for it, I have... More 

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Thank lyn r
Gillingham, United Kingdom
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27 reviews
5 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 9 helpful votes
Reviewed 1 March 2017

Been regulars to the poolside bar (well, fish pond bar now) for many years...they changed the menu a while back and went all modern, good points and not so good. Visited midweek, very quiet. The wooden boards they'd changed to are now very scratched and tatty and don't look hygienic at all, so I asked for my food to be... More 

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Thank StarWillow
Chatham, United Kingdom
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64 reviews
18 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 45 helpful votes
Reviewed 13 February 2017 via mobile

Popped in here on the off chance we could get lunch,well not a problem at all, arrived about 12 o clock and was plenty of seating to choose from,I had the pork belly with mustard mash and veg, friend had coronation chicken both arrived within 20 mins,plates were full looked and tasted great would definitely go back as good value... More 

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Thank 481frank
Kent, United Kingdom
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14 reviews
5 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 5 helpful votes
Reviewed 13 February 2017 via mobile

Great fun . Food excellent and drinks reasonable priced. Live band which made the evening fun. Plenty of dancing.

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Thank MM3914
Maidstone, England, United Kingdom
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87 reviews
23 attraction reviews
common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 27 helpful votes
Reviewed 23 January 2017 via mobile

We have been to several "do's" here. Some have been better than others but this week's visit was awful. We had tried to book but we're told that we couldn't book for groups less than 8 on a Saturday so it was advisable to arrive early. We did so; only to find that every table was reserved - including tables... More 

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Thank Lorraine T
Gillingham, United Kingdom
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8 reviews
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Reviewed 18 December 2016 via mobile

We have been attending the upstairs Christmas Party with the same friends for well over 20yrs, but last year it was so disappointing that we left and went and sat in the bar, where we saw the Poolside Christmas Party where everyone was having a good time dancing away to Pzaz. So this year this is what we did and... More 

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