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    The Horny Toad Guesthouse

    2 Vlaun Dr., Simpson Bay, St Martin / St Maarten
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    • Excellent78%
    • Very good15%
    • Average5%
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    Free Wifi
    Free Parking
    Air Conditioning
    Beachfront
    Non-Smoking Hotel
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    3.0 Star Hotel
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    1 - 5 of 106 reviews

    Reviewed 31 August 2017

    My boyfriend and I were in St. Maarten Aug 4th thru the 16th. We had booked 3 nights here to start our trip off and it was just perfect. Cherry is so amazing and helpful. The rooms are very comfortable and the air conditioning works...More

    1  Thank Caitlin P
    Reviewed 11 July 2017

    You will feel at home at this cozy, little guest house on one of the most beautiful beaches in St. Maarten. Your hosts/owners are exceptionally gracious, helpful, and interesting. There are always fresh flowers in the room, the gardens are gorgeous. Rooms are spacious, kitchen...More

    1  Thank sue1e2017
    Reviewed 19 April 2017

    I just returned from a perfect ten day stay at the Horny Toad. It was an unusual trip for me - having chosen to travel alone, and to spend time relaxing, reflecting, and rejuvenating. I chose the Horny Toad, because I knew what to expect,...More

    Thank CKWIrving_Texas
    Reviewed 14 April 2017

    I have stayed here 4 times and things at the Horny Toad never change and that is great. On an island that seems to grow more and more popular and at times crowded and stressed coming back to the Horny Toad, its spectacular view, beach...More

    1  Thank tyedye33
    Reviewed 11 April 2017

    We stayed for a week in March 2017, what a great location, so peaceful and a perfect beach right outside your door, yet still only a few minutes walk to great beach bars and restaurants. No need to get a car, especially as traffic in...More

    Thank iansteele2017
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    • Top amenities
    • Free Parking
    • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
    • Beachfront
    • Hotel Amenities
    • Free Parking
    • Room amenities
    • Air Conditioning
    • Microwave
    • Refrigerator in room
    Details
    • Price range
    • US$118 - US$218 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
    • Hotel class
    • Room types
    • Kitchenette ,
    • Non-Smoking Rooms
    • Number of rooms
    • 8
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    • Location
    • Caribbean >
    • St Martin / St Maarten >
    • Sint Maarten >
    • Simpson Bay
    • Also Known As
    • Horny Toad Guest House Hotel Simpson Bay ,
    • The Horny Toad Guesthouse St Martin / St Maarten/Simpson Bay
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    CG C
    21 September 2015|
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    Response from 2015Jazzi | Reviewed this property |
    yes. Mary's Boon is just down the beach and has a nice bar and restaurant that overlooks Simpson Bay. Also on the "main" street that heads away from the airport are several nice places, including the non-membership Simpson... More
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    Janice B
    27 July 2015|
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    Response from Mimaw-Cuyler | Reviewed this property |
    The are not villas. There r e on the beach level & 4 on the upper porch. If your looking 4 fancy resort level this is not 1 you would be happy with. There is no bars or TV's in units. Not fancy but good if you are looking... More
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    Cinder
    23 April 2015|
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    Response from 509deb3 | Reviewed this property |
    If you wanted to share a balcony with your friends in the next room, ask for units 2 & 2. They're both in the front of the guest house & would be perfect to share the beautiful view from the balcony. There are also 2 rooms... More
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    "We loved Room #4 but I think all the rooms are probably just great!"
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    "we loved #5,first floor, small garden in room,lots of windows. second floor has better ocean view."
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    "I stayed in Suite 5, an end unit on the first floor - very close to the "pavilion" and with the..."
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    "don't need a car"
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