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The Crooked Billet

Five Points | Uxbridge Road, Iver Heath SL0 0LP, England
+44 1753 651159
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  • Excellent22%
  • Very good12%
  • Average17%
  • Poor14%
  • Terrible35%
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11:00 - 23:00All hours
Bar, British, Pub, Vegetarian Friendly
Five Points | Uxbridge Road, Iver Heath SL0 0LP, England
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Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

The staff were all very pleasant and there was a warm welcome. The dining area had more food on the floor than the plates, the tables and menus were dirty and sticky. There were lots of good offers on food and drink and the portions...More

1  Thank Richie B
thomas_vercetti, General Manager at The Crooked Billet, responded to this reviewResponded 5 days ago

Hello Richie Thank you for pointing out and noticing our fantastic offers! And for giving our staff the credit they clearly work hard for. Although not a great review by any means, it is still a review. Being a family friendly pub mainly catering to...More

Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

Welcomed with a hello, lovely staff couldnt of done anythink more, staff very polite and helpfull lovely family environment and lovely food thank you

Thank furlongbeth
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

The manager and his staff are an absolute pleasure. Great value for money and you feel really welcomed. Great service

Thank SeanCasey93
Reviewed 3 weeks ago

Cheap and cheerful. You get what you expect really, great value really, but for that value you cannot really expect great food. The food is okay though. The service is good though and in the summer the beer garden is nice. The place is a...More

1  Thank Colin D
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Pleasent atmosphere, reasonable prices and good quality food. A good range of different dishes to order from the menu. Pleasent staff that are helpful. Felt comfortable and very satisfied on my visit.

Review collected in partnership with Greene King
Thank 410zoek
Reviewed 14 January 2018

Extremely warm welcome from the manager and waitress. On receiving our meal however the mayonnaise we asked for never arrived, the check back didn't come until I only had 6 chips left and there was no salt on the table nor the room we were...More

Review collected in partnership with Greene King
2  Thank Robert m
thomas_vercetti, General Manager at The Crooked Billet, responded to this reviewResponded 16 January 2018

Robert Thank you for taking the time for a view, Its wasn't the review we were looking for :(, But it is very fair to see why on this occasion. Many issues we are working on, We will get it right eventually but ultimately not...More

Reviewed 10 January 2018

The food served here is reasonably priced, and the staff are very down-to-earth. Before our visit, the experience I received while making a booking was enjoyable.More

1  Thank Alastair D
thomas_vercetti, General Manager at The Crooked Billet, responded to this reviewResponded 16 January 2018

Alastair Thank you for taking the time to leave a review, Incredibly nice to hear you enjoyed your visit, from the booking to the leaving and everything else in-between! You'll have to come back and tell me who took your booking! :) So I can...More

Reviewed 1 January 2018

Came for dinner here the day before Christmas eve with a party of 8 people. Given the time of year we were pleasantly surprised by the fast, efficient and friendly service. One of our party has an allergy and they were very helpful with regards...More

1  Thank Laura A
thomas_vercetti, General Manager at The Crooked Billet, responded to this reviewResponded 16 January 2018

Laura Thank you! If there was a rating system for Guests you would get 5 stars! It was lovely having you all in, was a really good setup for Xmas day the staff loved it. Very warming to know we made a difference for you...More

Reviewed 24 December 2017

An excellent experience in a well run friendly warm pub with a good choice of food which arrived a our table piping hot and with plenty of flavour. A pleasant way to spend a few hours on a Sunday afternoon with family.

Review collected in partnership with Greene King
Thank Derek B
Reviewed 24 December 2017 via mobile

I took my my daughter for lunch here and it was fantastic! Great food,super friendly staff, nice and clean, overall a brilliant place to eat, 10 out of 10

Thank nightbreed123
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10 February 2016|
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Response from poppy123123 | Reviewed this property |
Sorry I didn't reply been away , hope you went because it sounds like it would have been perfect place for.
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Brunch
Restaurant features
Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Parking Available, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Free Wifi, Waitstaff
Good for
Kids, Child-friendly, Groups
Open Hours
11:00 - 22:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
10:00 - 23:00
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Five Points | Uxbridge Road, Iver Heath SL0 0LP, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  Buckinghamshire  >  Iver Heath
  • Phone Number: +44 1753 651159
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