Very disappointing. After seeing some good reviews and hearing good things, I was looking forward to this with my friends. The service I found ‘okay’ - not the most attentive or enthusiastic. Two of us had the tempura pacific shrimp as a starter - these...were suspiciously hot. I think even straight out the fryer it would be hard for them to be that hot if you catch my drift! They were bland, the ponzu dipping sauce they came with was no better. The batter was not what I would call tempura, it was much thicker more like a general batter. Honestly you could get much better tempura prawns at the frozen section in Costco and that’s not an exaggeration! One other friend had the peri chicken sausages which he remarked were like a cheap microwave meal. My other friend had the baby back ribs which weren’t much better.
We ordered wine with our main and as most of us were having red meat, we opted for a bottle of red. This was far too warm. I understand red should be ambient temperature but when the weather is like it is, some caution should be taken to ensure it stays drinkable, and not tepid!
The mains - one friend had the sirloin well done -so his own fault that his steak was ruined!! but his sides were of poor quality. Another friend had the salmon which was not very warm and the teriyaki sauce was not like a teriyaki sauce I’d ever seen, there was far too much and apparently not nice. Another friend had the lamb cutlets. For the price, they looked tiny to me. They were overcooked as he’d requested them medium and they were not the slightest bit pink at all. He was happy enough as he said they tasted nice but I personally would not have been happy. Again the mash he got with his main was poor quality. It was quite grey and not what you’d want in a restaurant to be quite honest. It looked more like low quality pub food.
Myself - considering this was a belated meal for my birthday - I had already decided to treat myself to a ribeye. There are 3 on the menu - a standard 225g size and two ‘thick cut’ ones. I went for the smaller thick cut which is 350g (12oz) and for sides I went for broccoli and Mac and cheese. When it arrived, the steak I would say was quite well cooked. It had a decent crust on it, well seasoned and close to the medium-rare I’d asked for, but definitely more medium. My immediate thought before I’d even tasted it however was “there is no way that is a thick cut 350g steak” !! I asked the opinion of my friends and they were unsure. I contemplated asking however I convinced myself I was perhaps incorrect. I wish I hadn’t as the more I ate, the more it became so obvious it was not a 12oz steak! Nowhere near. To me, this was a fairly standard sized ribeye that you could get from a decent supermarket let alone a good butcher. It was not £32 or even £22 worth of steak. It was enjoyable enough and I’d made a note to speak to the waiter when the bill came. As for my sides - the Mac and cheese was much greasier than it needed to be. Yes I know it’s Mac and cheese it’s not health food, but still. Furthermore, it was unbelievably hot so much so that I picked up a piece of the macaroni that fell from the spoon as I was dishing it up and it burnt my finger. Again suspiciously hot and unnecessary. There is having food that is not cold and unpleasant to eat and then there is food that Icarus himself would give a wide berth, and this was that! Whether it had cooked for so long that the flavour had simply been cooked out of it I’m not sure, but it was literally tasteless. As for the broccoli, perhaps I am being slightly pedantic here, but I’d rather expected and hoped for the tenderstem type that is common as a side especially at a steak restaurant, however it was literally just the head of a broccoli with the stem removed. This also felt and tasted to me like the microwaveable type you find in the supermarket. Perfectly fine and convenient if you’ve had a long day at work and need to save time cooking at home. Not at all acceptable at a restaurant I’m afraid. Again, it’s exactly like cheap pub food.
If you’re still reading, you’re probably wondering if we complained. Do you know what, it’s a bit of a cop out, but I couldn’t be bothered (I say ‘I’ as I was buying seeng as it was my birthday and a big one at that) ….. such was the list of things I would have moaned about, the fact I couldn’t prove my steak was massively underweight now I’d eaten it (silly me) and the uncaring nature of the staff made me think I’d not achieve much or get a lot if anything taken off our bill. I was having a nice day with mates and I couldn’t be arsed with the negativity. Sometimes it’s better to just get out of there and never go back! At least we told no lies, because we weren’t even asked during or between courses if everything was alright with the food! I don’t think they cared, it felt like they wanted us out which is confusing as we were 4 relatively quiet blokes enjoying a meal.
A shame - it didn’t spoil my day as I wouldn’t have let that happen - however with the reviews and assessing the menu and the prices and seeing how it was positioning itself as a restaurant, I excepted far far more. I won’t be returning and I would say if you’ve ever cooked a decent steak meal yourself or even been to a ‘reasonably good’ steak restaurant (not even a renowned top one) you’ll be completely disappointed here. It’s honestly barely better than Wetherspoons food I’m afraid. Sorry!More