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Illusions Bar and Grill

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#15,907 of 18,290 Restaurants in London}
££ - £££, European, Middle Eastern
1 Mattock Lane | Ealing, London W5 5BG, England
+44 20 8232 1060
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  • Excellent3%
  • Very good26%
  • Average15%
  • Poor11%
  • Terrible45%
29 Oct 2016
“An absolute dump with a moron for a manager”
14 Oct 2016
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Bar, European, Middle Eastern
££ - £££
1 Mattock Lane | Ealing, London W5 5BG, England
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Reviewed 29 October 2016

There were more staff than customers on a Saturday night. The doormen are very polite and so are the bar staff, but we had an issue and a barman had to call the manager because he wasn't authorised to sort it out. A scruffy Asian...More

1  Thank id0ntcare
Reviewed 14 October 2016 via mobile

The staff are miserable and grumpy with bad attitude problems Food is good but slow and the drinks over priced but the lady manager last week was great Made us stay longer for a little dance and a sing along Great potential but the servers...More

Thank lady_B33bee
Reviewed 18 July 2016

Called in with family for a quick lunchtime drink. It wasn't busy but the girl behind the bar was engrossed in a conversation with two young blokes so took a while to serve us. We just had 4 soft drinks which we drank at the...More

1  Thank Andrew W
Reviewed 12 July 2016 via mobile

This place has changed it's name a few times. I've been here several times over 10 years. The staff and bouncers have always been polite. They have 2 floors, a few TV screens, pool table. They have outside seating at the front. On Tuesday evenings,...More

Thank brownsugar224
Reviewed 11 February 2016 via mobile

went for a casual drink with boyfriend, however I did not order. Boyfriend asked for a half pink and before he could finish the girl that was serving asked me for ID although I wasn't even speaking or taking he was just ordering. The girl...More

Thank Georgia B
Reviewed 28 January 2016 via mobile

Me and a few mates passed down on a Wednesday for a quick cocktail and ended up staying till the end. They had karaoke with some great singer and a really nice vibe. We had a mixed grill platter, was tasty! Staff are lovely too....More

2  Thank Emma H
Reviewed 4 November 2015 via mobile

This place is in need of some redecoration. Lovely big venue and could be much classier. Wine is not the best quality and aprox £8 a glass which isn't cheap. Staff are usually polite but not trained and take time to serve you and often...More

Thank Therasa1983
Reviewed 26 October 2015 via mobile

I bought a wowcher deal from this company for a three course meal for my boyfriends birthday. When we got there the exterior and interior looked very nice, however was rather empty. My boyfriend and I had never been before and expected a separate restaurant...More

1  Thank X9077TRamandab
Reviewed 17 September 2015

I went to Flavas for my Birthday on 04/10/2015 2013. Had a great time with friends and family. Particularly enjoyed the music that was played. Had a fair bit to drink too and shared a platter to eat. All in all it was a good...More

Thank carol c
Reviewed 4 July 2015

Really enjoy the food, I'm a regular visitor because of that reason and the customer service is great. Very recommended to go in and get a bite to eat.

Thank Bandelaki K
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Lunch, Dinner
Restaurant features
Seating, Waitstaff, Serves Alcohol
Open Hours
12:00 - 00:00
12:00 - 00:30
12:00 - 00:30
12:00 - 00:30
12:00 - 00:30
12:00 - 01:30
12:00 - 01:30
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 1 Mattock Lane | Ealing, London W5 5BG, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  London
  • Phone Number: +44 20 8232 1060
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