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186 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2SW, England
+44 1908 370499
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Northampton, United Kingdom
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Professional fish and chips shop, offering all of the usual pies, sausages, mushy peas and the like. Much of the food is ready-cooked; this is NOT a problem given the fast turnover of the food. Reasonably priced and tasty food. Don't miss the cod! Highly recommended.

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Thank David H
buckinghamshire
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65 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 74 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 18 October 2016

The fish and chips are always fresh (only a small wait) and are very good, portions are a good size. Also they do a lot of other foods such as wraps, burgers etc. Staff are very friendly, overall one of the best in Bletchley / M.Keynes. Pls good value for money.

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Thank porchy
Bletchley, United Kingdom
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4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 30 August 2015

love smarts .... didn't know Portuguese could cook such great fish and chips ...some of the best I have ever tasted ....portion sizes knock you out

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Thank toonman1958
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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27 reviews
25 restaurant reviews
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 April 2015

SMARTS is originally a Fish & Chip ship but also serves burgers, kebabs, kebab wrap roll, slush puppy and most things related. Owned and run by lovely homey men from portugal EVERYTHING you buy from there is perfect. The nitty gritty is that it is in a prime position in historical Bletchley, in an old market square, and so quite... More 

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Thank Karen E
Buckingham, United Kingdom
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1,122 reviews
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3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 27 February 2015

As takeaways go this is very average and acceptable, fish and chips are pretty standard, fairly priced and its ok for a quick meal.

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Thank Howlo
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27 reviews
12 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 10 helpful votes
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 21 February 2015 via mobile

After the disappointment of the previous nights chinese buffet, we decided to keep it simple and risk the local chippy. Phew, it proved a great choice. We all had different and each was as about as good as you get from a takeaway chippy. The boys even had the battered Mars Bars (other confectionary bars are available (actually they're not)).... More 

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Thank Bob D
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11 restaurant reviews
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 8 November 2014 via mobile

Have had food from here on several occasions doing a 6 mile round trip all round. Polite, friendly staff, very clean shop, excellent service and great food. I will continue using them and would highly recommend.

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Thank kevlane
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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27 reviews
25 restaurant reviews
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 28 December 2013

Brilliant all round. If Central Bletchley's Smarts have not won awards they should well have done. So much choice of food, the usual fish and chips etc plus sauces, battered sausages, various types of kebabs, kebab rolls, burgers and drinks - all cooked and served to perfection by fun and friendly staff. There are a couple of tables and chairs... More 

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Thank Karen E
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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57 reviews
31 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 23 helpful votes
1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 19 September 2012

Chips were soggy and the fish was stale will not be returning again anytime soon, there are far better chippys in the area to go to. Prices were also cheaper then the rival shops however this was reflected in the poor quality of the food.

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Thank Stubinho
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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30 restaurant reviews
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4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 November 2011

Very quick service, difficulty getting parked to pick up food, staff friendly.

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Thank Steve0509

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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    3 of 5 bubbles
    Service
    4 of 5 bubbles
  • Value
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
    Atmosphere
    2.5 of 5 bubbles
Cuisine
Fast food
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 186 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2SW, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  Buckinghamshire  >  Milton Keynes
  • Phone Number: +44 1908 370499

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  • Do you have gluten-free options?
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  • Do you allow dogs on the outdoor patio?