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186 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2SW, England
+44 1908 370499
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1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 days ago NEW via mobile

Visited Smarts after reminiscing on how good they used to be so paid them what I thought was going to be a trip that would leave me wanting to re visit soon.....how wrong was I? Ordered 2 small donor kebabs, a mixed kebab and a fish and chips with mushy peas £21.30 the bill came too which wasn't to bad... More 

Thank yve_lys8
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 6 days ago NEW

Good Fish and chips is hard to come by around here and Smarts is about the best. Prices are average but the staff are very obliging and the service is quick and efficient. The batter could be thinner and crisper but the fish itself is tasty and well cooked. A large chips is more than enough for three average appetites.

Thank Dthegunner
Northampton, United Kingdom
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 19 November 2016 via mobile

Professional fish and chips shop, offering all of the usual pies, sausages, mushy peas and the like. Much of the food is ready-cooked; this is NOT a problem given the fast turnover of the food. Reasonably priced and tasty food. Don't miss the cod! Highly recommended.

Thank David H
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4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 18 October 2016

The fish and chips are always fresh (only a small wait) and are very good, portions are a good size. Also they do a lot of other foods such as wraps, burgers etc. Staff are very friendly, overall one of the best in Bletchley / M.Keynes. Pls good value for money.

Thank porchy
Bletchley, United Kingdom
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4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 30 August 2015

love smarts .... didn't know Portuguese could cook such great fish and chips ...some of the best I have ever tasted ....portion sizes knock you out

Thank toonman1958
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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27 reviews
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 April 2015

SMARTS is originally a Fish & Chip ship but also serves burgers, kebabs, kebab wrap roll, slush puppy and most things related. Owned and run by lovely homey men from portugal EVERYTHING you buy from there is perfect. The nitty gritty is that it is in a prime position in historical Bletchley, in an old market square, and so quite... More 

Thank Karen E
Buckingham, United Kingdom
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3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 27 February 2015

As takeaways go this is very average and acceptable, fish and chips are pretty standard, fairly priced and its ok for a quick meal.

Thank Howlo
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 21 February 2015 via mobile

After the disappointment of the previous nights chinese buffet, we decided to keep it simple and risk the local chippy. Phew, it proved a great choice. We all had different and each was as about as good as you get from a takeaway chippy. The boys even had the battered Mars Bars (other confectionary bars are available (actually they're not)).... More 

Thank Bob D
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 8 November 2014 via mobile

Have had food from here on several occasions doing a 6 mile round trip all round. Polite, friendly staff, very clean shop, excellent service and great food. I will continue using them and would highly recommend.

Thank kevlane
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
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27 reviews
25 restaurant reviews
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5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 28 December 2013

Brilliant all round. If Central Bletchley's Smarts have not won awards they should well have done. So much choice of food, the usual fish and chips etc plus sauces, battered sausages, various types of kebabs, kebab rolls, burgers and drinks - all cooked and served to perfection by fun and friendly staff. There are a couple of tables and chairs... More 

Thank Karen E

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  • Address: 186 Queensway, Milton Keynes MK2 2SW, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  Buckinghamshire  >  Milton Keynes
  • Phone Number: +44 1908 370499

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