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£3 - £12
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Cafe, British
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Vegetarian Friendly, Vegan Options, Gluten Free Options
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Reviewed 2 weeks ago

Popped in for a sandwich to take away Service was fast and so friendly will be back to eat in as sandwich was absolutely gorgeous

Date of visit: February 2024
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago

Love this place. Eccentric and eclectic. The staff are friendly and welcoming, as are the two resident spaniels. The best millionaires shortbread ever!

Date of visit: January 2024
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago

Best coffee, best breakfast, best lunch, best staff, best owners, best atmosphere, best cafe. We are so lucky to have such a lovely cafe in Ticehurst

Date of visit: February 2024
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Reviewed 18 January 2024

Most wonderful little cafe around. Lovely home made sandwiches packed with delicious filling. Great coffee, teas and soft drinks. Warm, friendly, quirky setting. Super friendly and helpful when I’ve been in with my toddler as well. We love the place.

Date of visit: January 2024
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Reviewed 12 November 2023

Quirky is the word that best describes the Greedy Goat. The name is very appropriate and it lives up to that name. It is filled with local information and very unusual coloured tables. The surroundings are fresh and vibrant and the staff exceptionally attentive. We...enjoyed the French toast special on our recent visit and we were not disappointed. There is a quiet calm about the Greedy Goat and a must visit if you are in the area. Background music was very much to our liking.More

Date of visit: November 2023
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Reviewed 15 October 2023

Right of the bat it's a lovely, quirky place with beautifully hand-painted tables and adorable resident dogs, but the cooking is really quite exceptional. The menu is full of classic lunchy, brunchy stuff, but it's never been this good. -Huge portions, made by a chef...with an unerring instinct for flavour, and for succulent, comforting textures and combinations. The people are lovely too. (And Ticehurst is a very nice, pretty village too.) Honestly, this place is a gem.More

Date of visit: October 2023
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Reviewed 16 May 2023 via mobile

a really lovely place with very friendly and welcoming staff. I’ve come here a couple of times and both times was great coffee and delicious food! the portions are huge and you can tell it’s all cooked fresh. I’d definitely recommend this place

Date of visit: May 2023
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Reviewed 10 May 2023

Fabulous as always. Love this quirky cafe. Great food, very warm and friendly staff, interesting decor. Delicious coffee, cakes and breakfast! Scambled eggs were perfect! Looking forward to a return visit.

Date of visit: May 2023
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Reviewed 21 April 2023

I’m local to the area but I had not spotted this cafe before. I was waiting for meds to be dispensed from the next door pharmacy and thought it would be nice to have a drink and a pastry. I ordered fizzy Elderflower and a...pastry, which shockingly came to just short of £10! I went ahead and paid and made my way to the back of the cafe into some sort of back room. I have to say the cafe is not at all appealing in decor. They’ve gone for the mismatched look, but they’ve spent very little on decor and it’s just not appealing. Plus there was the horrible stench of old greasy food. I sat at the table and sipped my drink which was fine, I then started on the pastry, which frankly I could have found ten times better in my local supermarket. Basically I sat there thinking I’d been totally ripped off. The pastry wasn’t even home made; so I guess they bought it in cheap and charged 4 times its wholesale price. Total greed. Whilst still sitting I looked at the menu and could not believe the prices. There is a nearby farm shop a few miles from this cafe called Eggs to Apples, they charge relatively high prices, BUT the food is good, the staff are charming and the restaurant bit of this farm shop has been decorated well. There’s even an amazing outside place to eat. How this Greedy Goat place thinks it can charge the same prices as Eggs to Apples is beyond me. Give it a big swerve. Food was so awful that I walked out carrying the remaining Elderflower drink, leaving the pastry behind. I feel very resentful at how much I’ve been ripped off. I don’t mind paying for quality food, but frankly I can cook something much better for myself at home. Avoid, avoid, avoid. It’s just a greasy spoon.More

Date of visit: April 2023
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Reviewed 19 April 2023 via mobile

Several years after driving past this cafe, my husband finally remembered he wanted to bring me here for a brekkie. So this Sunday morning, here we are. Initial thoughts on walking in was....its a wee bit small and could be a smidge noisy (for me)....BUT.....hold the line! There is also a cosy room at the rear filled with glorious sun rays this particular morning. This room is delightful with art on the walls that you can purchase. And beautifully painted dining tables in different moods. Little eccentricities like cat face coasters, a chubby chooken, and terrarium, to name a few. The ladies looking after us are 'naturally friendly' and professional. The menu is scrumptious, and it was a little difficult to decide. We both chose something different from what we normally would go for, and we were not disappointed. Everything about this wee gem is fabulous, and I look forward to our revisit.More

Date of visit: April 2023
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Reviewed 9 February 2023

I came here because trip advisor filtered it for cheap and vegan options. It also sounded like a community hub. I tried to see the menu online but all I could see was a photo of something non too clear. When I saw it in...the flesh so to speak there were no vegan meals but one vegan alternative for a vegetarian one...so I was disappointed. However as said by others here, you can kinda make your own meal...which is what I did with the smashed avocado on toast replacing the halloumi with sweet potato. It was wonderful....had a finesse about it, the toast was hearty, and there was a kinda balsamic dressing. I had an oat milk latte too. It came to £11. They did have non dairy milks. I liked the coffee. But I wish they had vegan spread instead of the butter. I wish they had vegan cheese. I also wish they had something as imaginative on the menu for vegans, as they had for the meat eaters and vegetarians, without me having to think something up. This is why I have given it 4 stars. But it scored for the atmosphere, and the huge effort they went to to make something vegan. I hope to be back......probably with Mum... then over the road to the lovely art gallery opposite.More

Date of visit: February 2023
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Reviewed 3 February 2023 via mobile

We were in the area and fancied a drink. Had our usual look on trip advisor and set the sat nav. Luckily we got a spot literally outside the cafe; A traditional tea room in a lovely village Our dogs were welcomed and we had...panini’s and drinks. Helpings were plentiful and food was good. A very relaxed atmosphere with the cafe owned by a mother and daughter team. It was nice to stay and have a chat with them and fuss their lovely dog also. Nice place, nice food, nice owners and Dire Straits playing in the background. Parking tight outside but I think there is a car park fairly closeMore

Date of visit: February 2023
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Reviewed 29 January 2023

Being local we’ve been to the Greedy Goat a fair few times, and we love it. Friendly accommodating staff, good food and sensible prices. What’s not to love?

Date of visit: January 2023
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Reviewed 14 January 2023

We have had several meals here and also great. Just for a coffee. Lovely people, delicious food and coffee. It has a family, homely atmosphere. They have cakes too.

Date of visit: December 2022
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Reviewed 19 October 2022

I had the pleasure of popping in for English Breakfast and a caramel latte when meeting a work colleague and can't fault it. Lovely light and airy setting, friendly staff and great food and drink, would thoroughly recommend a visit

Date of visit: October 2022
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The Greedy Goat Cafe 'I Suppose' is rated accordingly in the following categories by Tripadvisor travellers:
  • Food: 4.5
  • Service: 4.5
  • Value: 4.5
  • Atmosphere: 4.5