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The Tale Of Two, Craft Bar & Restaurant


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Bar, Mediterranean, European, British, Pub, Vegetarian Friendly

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Special Diets
Vegetarian Friendly, Gluten Free Options
Lunch, Dinner, Brunch
Bar, Mediterranean, European, British, Pub
Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar
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Reviewed 6 days ago

Last Friday (08/12) my wife and I decided to pay the Tale of Two in Cleethorpes a visit having not been there for a long time having previously enjoyed the Tapas. The bar was quite busy and I was pleasantly surprised to find a couple...More

Date of visit: February 2019
1  Thank JimSoady
Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

My two friends and I went for a birthday meal on a Friday night. The food was delicious. We had 8 tapas dishes between us and that was plenty. I had told them beforehand that it was my friend’s birthday so when she ordered dessert,...More

Date of visit: January 2019
Thank 360CatM
Reviewed 12 January 2019 via mobile

I’ve tried and I’ve tried! I’ve spent good money with them! But since it’s changed hands it’s not been the same. Poor service! Bar and restaurant! Poor? No interest, it’s just about money. Who ever owns it! Obviously is a spanner! I’m not going back.

Date of visit: January 2019
2  Thank Billybigball6
Reviewed 2 January 2019

Wow there are some bad reviews recently here. We eat here once every couple of months and have been twice since it was taken over by new owners. We have sometimes had inconsistent service but the food has always been nicely cooked, always hot. On...More

Date of visit: December 2018
Thank redmin
Reviewed 16 December 2018 via mobile

The ‘General Manager’ as he likes to call himself is rude. There are far better friendly pubs in close proximity . If you want to laugh and enjoyyourself the tale of two is NOT the place to be !

Date of visit: December 2018
3  Thank ezragy
Reviewed 11 December 2018 via mobile

Rude Staff Cold Food Bar Area has a funny damp dog smell Poor service We had food as I say it was cold we then went to order drinks From very brusk staff! The atmosphere was terrible so we all (12) went to The counting...More

Date of visit: December 2018
2  Thank Billybigball6
Reviewed 9 December 2018 via mobile

Started off well. Nice decor and the beer is really nice (expensive for the area though) Ordered some tapas and decided to get a couple of the 'special dishes' at a slightly higher price expecting these dishes to be a bit tastier. However all the...More

Date of visit: December 2018
1  Thank travellingboy140
Reviewed 7 December 2018 via mobile

The cocktail menu has decreased dramatically and the only drink on the menu I like they NEVER have the components for. Tonight being no exception. So no nice drinks for me. The Lemon Sherbet drink I did have, I swear was Lemsip. Upstairs We Had...More

Date of visit: December 2018
2  Thank EmLou87xo
Reviewed 5 December 2018 via mobile

I’m not one to normally to complain but Friday night wasn’t the best experience at the tale of two for me. We had to ask twice for a dessert menu then got told there wasn’t any cheesecake - fair enough! But 15 minutes later the...More

Date of visit: November 2018
2  Thank JohnNichs
Reviewed 3 December 2018 via mobile

Came here for our Christmas meal from work , what a absolute shambles ... Took 15 mins for them to take our drinks order then a further 20 to bring them to us , the polish waitress was very rude at one point one of...More

Date of visit: December 2018
2  Thank Lokiclee
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Karen O
17 November 2018|
Response from Fairways704 | Reviewed this property |
Yes we do, these can be done for any value, just pop in. Kind Regards Mary
Sophie B
6 April 2017|
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Response from KevHatty | Reviewed this property |
Best if you ring Tale of Two.
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