During a weekend stay in St Helier, we were recommended this restaurant. Looking for a high end, seafood based dining experience of quality, we entered Quayside with high expectations!
With money to spend on a top quality restaurant, we asked the waiter ( sommelier nowhere...to be seen ) for an expensive, top of the range, Champagne, only to be told it wasn’t available. We selected two other alternatives on the same list - both not available ! So we were then forced to purchase THE most expensive bottle of Champagne on the wine list. First world problem I know, but it wasn’t what we wanted.
Our food was good. But by no means exceptional. Including fresh fish, surf and turf and crab bisque. However, it appeared the same or very similar sauce was present in some way, on most dishes, just in a different bowl!
The table behind us was comprised of two female
oyster virgins, who proceeded to gag, spit out into napkins or expel their dining experience immediately, before offering their unwanted cast offs to us. No thanks!
Service was trying too hard and not making a mark. And the most unfortunate part of the evening was the plastic flowers and simply terrible music being piped directly into diners ears, straight from the 70’s …. Which, if you are a fan of Englebert Humperdink, or over 70 years old, then great! The owner was suddenly present ( as if by magic upon the most expensive champagne being ordered) but at no point offered an apology for the lack of champagne available on his wine list. The sommelier brought us a complimentary glass each of ‘looky likey’ lemon cello (not) to cover the mishaps, but we left, in haste, as our 12 minute wait for a taxi suddenly became 2 minutes and we had to leave or loose it !
All in all, great was just ok. Shame.More