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Desperate Dan's

Near Sunday Market, Los Cristianos, Arona, Tenerife, Spain
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Overview
  • Excellent52%
  • Very good39%
  • Average6%
  • Poor3%
  • Terrible0%
Travellers talk about
“curry” (2 reviews)
“cow pie” (14 reviews)
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CUISINES
Bar, British, Pub
PRICE
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LOCATION
Near Sunday Market, Los Cristianos, Arona, Tenerife, Spain
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1 - 10 of 76 reviews

Reviewed 31 January 2017 via mobile

Over the last week, I've had various drink stops which included having a snack. The food and service is to a good standard, well worth a visit and highly recommended.

Thank fletch3768
Reviewed 22 December 2016

Ate here twice again this holiday,2 fish and chips and 1 burger between the two of us. Very enjoyable each time and a warm welcome from the staff,whoever happened to be on duty.

Thank Suejabega
Reviewed 24 November 2016 via mobile

When abroad and you want a taste of England, this is the place to go. Never seen someone so happy to have a English cup of PG Tips. Dans breakfast is amazing and very good value for money as well as the rest of the...More

Thank wenwinter
Reviewed 21 November 2016

We were pleased to see the place has re-opened after it was shut last year. We enjoyed a breakfast and one evening meal here. The food is plain and simple and the cow pie was plentiful and served on a hot plate which makes all...More

Thank Superhoopa
Reviewed 15 November 2016

Second holiday,where we used this bar & wasn't disappointed.It represents good value for money fir food & drink,although we didn't eat there this time.A warm welcome from Steve,who remembered us from July.Nice outlook in the setting sun,watching the World go by.

Thank Suejabega
Reviewed 8 November 2016 via mobile

Great place for a drink and good. They're very friendly, English and make you feel extremely welcome. Highly recommended!!

Thank Michael G
Reviewed 4 November 2016

great place to visit , especially if you have an interest in Lambrettas or scootering in general. food is good and beer is cheap. staff are great see you again steve.

Thank Yorkie S
Reviewed 3 November 2016

Down to earth and genuine good value and must be one of the longest established bar restaurants in Los Cristianos and its easy to see why; The food is amazing, the people are friendly and always helpful (they will even help you out in translating...More

Thank _boatnoida
Reviewed 2 November 2016

Excellent menu of British traditional food with a good selection of drinks at reasonable prices. Quick friendly service. Good decor especially for the Dandy loving Scooterist fans. KTF

Thank Nunit H
Reviewed 12 October 2016

Called in here because the cocktails were two for six euros, ended up eating there a lot, food was brill and the fish an chips were to die for, the staff and steve were so friendly, highly recomended. Very clean but gets very busy good...More

Thank Linnyjd
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    Service
  • Value
    Atmosphere
Cuisine
Bar, British, Pub
Meals
Dinner, Brunch, Breakfast, Lunch, After-hours
Restaurant features
Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Television, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Takeout
Good for
Child-friendly, Kids, Bar Scene
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Near Sunday Market, Los Cristianos, Arona, Tenerife, Spain
  • Location: Europe  >  Spain  >  Canary Islands  >  Tenerife  >  Arona  >  Los Cristianos
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