The last time I took a plane across the U.S., my knees were up against the seat in front of me the entire flight, and I could barely walk for several hours after landing. I guess that's about par for the course these days; it seems like every time I go to the airport I can count on some new inconvenience or discomfort.
Despite all the annoyances of air travel, though, I've never had a truly awful flying experience. No nights spent lying on the terminal floor; no food poisoning -- not even a single lost bag in all my years of travel.
How about the rest of you here? Anyone have any airline horror stories, or are you all as lucky as I am?