For the longest time, my favorite review complaint was the one where the woman said that the maid did not change the bed sheets and that she could tell because she was eating potato chips in bed, wiping her hands on the sheet and saw the next day that the grease stain was still on the sheet.
I thought nothing could top that one....until today.
I read a recent review of Excellence in which someone complained that between the hours of 4pm and 6pm "there were no appetizers or any kind of nosh available."
Ok, a huge breakfast buffet is served until around 10am.
At 11am you can start getting lunch either from an a la cart or beach grill, until 4. At around 6, restaurants start up the dinner service.
Are you seriously going to complain that for two hours during the day there was no food available?
This now becomes tied for first place for my favorite, most original stupid complaint.