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Worst Tourist things to do?

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Worst Tourist things to do?

What are the worst things you can do to stand out like a Tourist in Jamaica and even the worst places to go to be considered a Tourist in JA...This might help some first timers!

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1. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

show valuables , flash cash , export drugs , walk beach alone at nite , get blind drunk in kingston late one nite , not take moz repelent or suncream , smoke infront of cops lol

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2. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Great keep them coming!

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Have Sex on the Beach with a White Russian or Bahama Mama

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4. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Wear dress socks with sandals...and ask if red stripe is what you got from the beach chair! lol..I guess the post has to accept jokes also!

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5. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Bring your wife/girlfriend to a locals nude beach.

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6. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Complain about all the black people...

If you are from the states, look the wrong way before crossing the street...

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7. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Since its going towards the joke side...Climb Dunns river in a Speedo....sorry I know our friends in Europe like them...and we here in the US wear almost dress pants to swim in!....LOL!!! I like board shorts...not to short and not to long.. lol....

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8. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Use the fru-fru drinks as thirst quenchers. They are packed in calories.

Decide you are too dark to get a sun burn.......oucheeeeeeeeee

Ask for an upgrade (j/k) :-)

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9. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

To be stuck in a whirlpool with other people who feel compelled to talk about work.

The last trip out I literally spoke up & told this guy if that is really all he can think to talk about & proceeded to interrupt & change the subject...I just couldn't take my ears being polluted with this detailed crap he was spewing about sales reports & quotas ect... Ironically I think the poor sole that he was talking to would of bought me a beer if we weren't already at an AI.

But in answer to your question. The absolute worst thing is to flash jewelry & cash like a big shot

Edited: 13 May 2011, 03:50
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10. Re: Worst Tourist things to do?

Wear flea collars on your ankles.